open: everyone;

[emulsions]

[ This is the first time he's really doing this shit on this mind-imposed social network, so bear with him. ]

I'm a shitty judge of timing, so maybe this isn't...a good time, but—

I've got this batch of Twinkies. If you've never seen one, it's a 4-inch traditional sponge cake with a cream filling. Vanilla only. They're as close to store-bought as you're gonna get in this place.

If you've got a hankering for processed junk from home, I'll be at the Nocwich square handing them out whenever the doors open again.

...

Okay, that's all, thank you.

(( ooc: threadjacking welcome; if you reply, you can assume your character got a twinkie. feel free to spontaneously make other food requests. ))

Comments

[satanicpanics]

that's the most tragic thing i've ever heard

[thoughts]

we lost a lot of things that were deemed "unessential" on the way to alpha centauri. when you have 341 million people and the last of the human race confined to a spaceship for over a hundred years, you eventually stop making things like twinkies and pizza.

[satanicpanics]

river
you're gonna give me nightmares

[ He's kidding, but that's literally so sad... ]

[thoughts]

welcome to our glorious future, all hail the alliance

[ at least they have flying cars and spaceships?? ]

[satanicpanics]

they'll never take me alive

[ I mean, literally they won't but you can't make him live in a future without junkfood. ]