to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[inthenameofhades]

Yes, of course - why wouldn't he be?

[demigoth]

Because he's not in mine. He

He faded.

[inthenameofhades]

'Faded'? That's an unusual method of death. I don't think I've heard of that one before.

[demigoth]

They said it was because there weren't any wild places left. The satyrs were really upset about it.

[inthenameofhades]

Wild places like...forests? Those places with lots of trees?

[demigoth]

Are forests really wild anymore? Most of them have paved paths and tour guides.

[inthenameofhades]

Forests have...tour guides?

[demigoth]

Rangers? Gift shops? I don't know how it works, but there are people who work in forests.

[inthenameofhades]

I don't think the forests here have gift shops.

We do have monster hunting crews though. Is that a bit like having 'rangers'?

[demigoth]

That's a shame. Where's Will buying all his clothes without them?

No, that's like having demigods. Rangers don't hunt the animals. Where do I sign up for the monster hunting crews?

[inthenameofhades]

Aloy set up the monster hunting crews. But that's here in Solvunn, I'm not sure what they have in the Free Cities.

...You are in the Free Cities, aren't you? With Will?

[demigoth]

You're not in the Free Cities?

[ That's... disappointing. Huh. Ordinarily, if asked, Nico would say that he prefers being an entire island away from Olympus. It means he's out of the gods' way, but Zagreus is pleasant. Like Hestia. ]

And yeah. Will found me. Hard to not after Clarisse started brainshouting about emotional support goths.

[inthenameofhades]

No, I'm not. I'm in Solvunn.

But Will might be able to tell you about monster fighting in the Free Cities. Or if he doesn't, you could ask Diana - I'm sure she'd know. Will was a bit nervous about her at first since she's an Amazon, and apparently they're not particularly nice where you're from. But I can assure you she's quite lovely.

[demigoth]

The Amazons are a little ruthless, but I'm more afraid of Will.