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abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm
areou) wrote in abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm
Entry tags:
- achilles; the hierophant,
- alucard; the hierophant,
- annabeth chase; the high priestess,
- apollo; the star,
- castiel; the hanged man,
- clarisse la rue; the chariot,
- dean winchester; the lovers,
- diana prince; the empress,
- eddie munson; the devil,
- geralt of rivia; the hanged man,
- haelva lueltar; the magician,
- himeka sui; the fool,
- jacob frye; the sun,
- jaskier; the sun,
- jesper fahey; the wheel of fortune,
- jinora; the world,
- julia wicker; the tower,
- julie lawry; the wheel of fortune,
- kell maresh; the magician,
- koby; death,
- nanaue; the fool,
- nico di angelo; death,
- percy jackson; the lovers,
- prince wilhelm; the tower,
- rocket; the chariot,
- teddy roberts; death,
- will solace; the empress,
- zagreus; the chariot
to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo
( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )
WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER
( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )
( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )
↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!
ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN
( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )
— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES
( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.
ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all gohog boar wild. 🫡 )
WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER
( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )
( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )
↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!
ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN
( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )
— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES
( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.
ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go
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I'd say they're working on it, but they're gods, so I doubt it
Gratitude doesn't come naturally to 4000 year old beings who haven't had an Eat Pray Love near-death mortal experience and learned what it's like to be a Real Boy
( looking at you, apollo. )
Sorry, did you say "culled"?
My dad rarely answers my prayers, period
He only made an exception that one time because if I failed my quest it would make him look bad
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With some exceptions.
I was roughly 2 billion when I found myself rethinking the very foundations of my creation.
I did. It was on God's order.
It isn't a thing I'm proud of, but it's the truth.
I've been told, in a couple years, I'll become an adoptive father to a Nephilim I had the chance to meet here.
He's a kind boy, compassionate. Innocent.
I imagine I'd take on all of Heaven's army to keep him safe.
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Guess he'll be pretty lucky to have someone fighting for him, then
( meanwhile, the greek pantheon simply pretends not to see their children 90% of the time, let alone fight on their behalf. )
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Well, yes, I did eat at the time. There was an attempt to pray, though the angel that answered was not happy to see me.
He has at least three of us, though I doubt he truly needs us all.
[ that boy stupid powerful, but like hell cas won't throw himself on a train for him anyway. ]