to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

they reminded themself! this is thought PROBABLY UNNECESSARILY HARD at just clarisse

[tedandroses]

[hey, teddy's not the one who's going to get her on instagram. mostly. maybe when they were under 20. these days? eh. they don't miss it.]

It absolutely is, and you don't need it/whatever the version is where you are.

There are some good ones, like...just games, or music, or identifying birds by their song. Or helping find you your friend, if they, you know, get stuck in a fucking freaking[is essentially written on top of it] laurel hell because they took an inadvisable shortcut. One time. Hypothetically.

Or things that are handy, like translators or maps or, I don't know, text to speech.

But social ones are just different flavors of awful.

(and that's why you guys should think at each other instead of everyone if the conversation gets long! because no one needs everyone to see everything they're saying.
here, this one should go to just you i hope; you can try it back.)

private.

[areou]

( gods above teddy talks a lot. does percy talk this much? she feels like this is at least two percys. )

Did you just censor yourself?

( yeah, that's all she's getting out of this because the rest of it is too much. )

[tedandroses]

[ooc: the "big" does get really BIG when teddy starts talking, i'm losing that. lolsorry]

noo why would

--look, it's just, y'all are. i mean, ok. definitely an age where i used the word "fucking" (except in front of my parents). but.

i have suspended my disbelief, you know? just saying, i'm not keen on getting cursed by the god of war if he IS here and thinks i'm a bad influence on his kid

(never mind that that's probably not the first thing ANY god of war would care about)

[areou]

You think dropping an F-bomb is considered a bad influence?
You wouldn't last two seconds inside the Ares cabin with that attitude
Also, how old do you think I am? 12?

[tedandroses]

That's not an attitude, that's being respectful of someone whose house I'm technically kind of always in!

Besides, cussing isn't badass. It's just a word.

[areou]

Believe me, Ares would be more offended by the censoring
Say what you fucking want and stick to it