to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

Private

[divasmio]

I guess I am.

Maybe just making up for lost time.

Also I just really want this argument to stop. This is Olympian levels of petty and I mean that literally.

Private

[sonofacesius]

[Okay, Will was actually speechless there for a moment. That was. Wow Dad. Way harsh.]

Woah, okay give me a moment to process the massive clap back you just dealt. I mean.....we are related?

[not a good time to joke about becoming their parents maybe?]

I want the argument to stop too. You're right.

[He might have said he wouldn't have been opposed to it being solved similarly to the way Octavian solved his little problem but...he still felt guilty about that. For some reason.]

Re: Private

[divasmio]

[ Worry suddenly grips Apollo's heart as he rethinks what he said. Had he been too harsh? Was he already sliding down that slippery slope to abuse? ]

I'm sorry. Was that too much? I don't want to hurt you.

Re: Private

[sonofacesius]

[Wow, okay Dad was super kind of fragile right now wasn't he? Okay, Will was putting on the kid gloves, like with Nico when he got this way. Yeah, he really did just compare you to Nico, Apollo.]

Hey, don't worry so much. It's fine. I was trying to make a joke to lighten the mood! Probably a bad one.

We're good, Dad.

But. No, you were fine. It's just going to take a little bit for me to get used to you in this kind of role, you know?

[divasmio]

Yeah

Me too.

[sonofacesius]

Hey. We got this. Don't worry so much.

[Said the chronic worrier.]