clarisse "fuck you" la rue (
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abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm
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Entry tags:
- achilles; the hierophant,
- alucard; the hierophant,
- annabeth chase; the high priestess,
- apollo; the star,
- castiel; the hanged man,
- clarisse la rue; the chariot,
- dean winchester; the lovers,
- diana prince; the empress,
- eddie munson; the devil,
- geralt of rivia; the hanged man,
- haelva lueltar; the magician,
- himeka sui; the fool,
- jacob frye; the sun,
- jaskier; the sun,
- jesper fahey; the wheel of fortune,
- jinora; the world,
- julia wicker; the tower,
- julie lawry; the wheel of fortune,
- kell maresh; the magician,
- koby; death,
- nanaue; the fool,
- nico di angelo; death,
- percy jackson; the lovers,
- prince wilhelm; the tower,
- rocket; the chariot,
- teddy roberts; death,
- will solace; the empress,
- zagreus; the chariot
to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo
( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )
WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER
( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )

( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )
↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!
ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN
( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )

— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES
( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.
ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all gohog boar wild. 🫡 )
WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER
( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )

( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )
↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!
ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN
( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )

— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES
( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.
ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go
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And if you need us between then and now, I think we figured out this privating function thing.
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Okay, I'm on it
( and, then, because she can't stand this being about her anymore, like she's a moth slowly roasting under a heat lamp, she adds: )
You know it goes both ways
If you guys need anything
( she doesn't mention tartarus, doesn't say if you want to talk about it. because she knows they don't. not this soon, and not with everything else going on. they might not ever want to talk about it, least of all with her, but the offer is on the table, as vague as it may be. she might not have experienced tartarus herself, and she hopes to the gods she never will, but she has seen what that kind of trauma can do to a person. she's seen how it drives men to madness. she doesn't want to see that happen again. )
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[ she also knows what clarisse is implying with the offer, beyond just this world and it's machinations and tag-teaming it from two sides. she doesn't really know how to talk about tartarus. she probably should, but she doesn't really want to either. mostly she and percy have just been up all night and scared. ]
[ the offer is a comfort anyway. ]
I wouldn't expect anything less.
I do know.
That's why we're friends, whether you like it or not.
[ don't worry, she won't say thank you so directly. ]
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[ Jokes!
Listen, it was hitting a little too close to mushy-gushy here, okay, and with Clarisse it just feels weird. ]
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Yeah, sure, lemme just hop on Grubhub and order you one from Ye Olde Burger Joynt 🙄
( she's learning things in college, you see. maybe not the right things. but almost enough to pass for a real mortal student. )
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[ she did in fact punch him. even though she laughed too. it's fine, they all need the levity for a minute. or two. or five. or two months. ]
But he might have a point. A burger sounds great. Maybe we can work on finding the medieval equivalent here too.