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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-12 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, what Annabeth said.

And if you need us between then and now, I think we figured out this privating function thing.
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[personal profile] sophos 2024-04-13 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe annabeth smiles, relieved. ]

[ she also knows what clarisse is implying with the offer, beyond just this world and it's machinations and tag-teaming it from two sides. she doesn't really know how to talk about tartarus. she probably should, but she doesn't really want to either. mostly she and percy have just been up all night and scared. ]

[ the offer is a comfort anyway. ]


I wouldn't expect anything less.
I do know.
That's why we're friends, whether you like it or not.


[ don't worry, she won't say thank you so directly. ]
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[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-14 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I wouldn't mind a burger if you know where to get one.

[ Jokes!

Listen, it was hitting a little too close to mushy-gushy here, okay, and with Clarisse it just feels weird. ]
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[personal profile] sophos 2024-04-17 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I punched him.

[ she did in fact punch him. even though she laughed too. it's fine, they all need the levity for a minute. or two. or five. or two months. ]

But he might have a point. A burger sounds great. Maybe we can work on finding the medieval equivalent here too.