to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[divinityfrompain]

Sometimes it's simpler to have an easy reference point, like a generalized location.

You all might have to meet in the Horizon, have a new family dinner!

[divasmio]

That's a FANTASTIC idea!

[divinityfrompain]

It's a little crazy in there due to the Singularity so not sure how much fun it'd be, but you all seem like you can stand a little chaos.

[inthenameofhades]

Well it does seem that Apollo is quite keen!

[divinityfrompain]

I'd say you should wait until the Singularity calms down, but who knows when that's going to be.

[inthenameofhades]

I suppose that will be up to Apollo. But I'd be happy to attend either way.

[divinityfrompain]

You're the chillest Greek god ever, you'd be good for anyone to hang out with.

[inthenameofhades]

I'm...cold?

But I don't have any blessings from Grandmother Demeter at the moment.

[divinityfrompain]

Chill means laidback, easy to get along with.

[inthenameofhades]

Well that isn't like Grandmother at all.