abraxasnet | to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )

( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )

— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go ~~hog~~ boar wild. 🫡 )

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[ Watch a movie, Clarisse!!!! ]

Good point.

But maybe we can take it to a less public place?

[ Percy Jackson? Using some semblance of good sense? Well, dating Annabeth had to rub off on him at some point. ]

( okay, where to begin. it's probably easier to give the sparknotes version, but there's still. a lot. )

Well, we won the war, for starters
You and the rest of the Seven defeated the Giants in Greece
Gaea, uh, did wake up, but only for like 5 minutes
Jason, Leo, and Piper took care of that

( should she tell him about leo? maybe it's better to leave out the part where they all thought he was dead for a hot minute. )

Reyna and Nico delivered the Athena Parthenos to camp
Octavian still tried to wreck our shit, but at some point during the battle with Gaea's forces he basically blew himself up, so, whatever, problem solved

Chiron agreed to some kind of free exchange with the Romans, so I guess they're like our sister camp now, but I've been at college since the end of the war in August and only went back to visit briefly during winter break so I can't really tell you how that's been going
Sounds like a great idea in theory, but who the fuck wants to fly all the way out to California?

Anyway, Annabeth stayed in NYC so y'all could do senior year together or whatever
But the fun doesn't end there! I hope you like doing random fucking quests for the gods, Percy
You've got a lot of that in your future if you want to get into New Rome University :)

And then, after all that, Apollo got zapped down to earth as an annoying mortal teenager as punishment from Zeus
Last I heard, Sherman was torturing him during PE at camp, but I guess he's back to being a regular god now

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