to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[seaweedbrain]

Good question, I also wanna know where to get that bass shirt.

[areou]

Seriously?

( it's supposed to be a joke, percy, you're not supposed to like it!! )

[seaweedbrain]

[ Well, joke's on you Clarisse; the shirt is actually a hit. ]

Seriously. Got any other ideas?

[ c: ]

[areou]

( you asked for it, percy. remember that. )

Yeah, sure, how about

SAVE A HIPPOCAMPUS
RIDE A PERCY

not here

[sophos]

[ HELP HER FACE IS NOW RED. ]

[seaweedbrain]

[ UHHHHH ]

Maybe we can workshop that one.

[areou]

It's not my FIN-est work, I'll admit

( neither is that. that's just bad. )

[aquaveiled]

Oh, you are the person in the drawing!

[ Thank you magical Singularity BS for providing names to handwriting. ]

Are bass your favorite fish?

[seaweedbrain]

Yeah, that's me. Uh, usually not with hearts for eyes though for the record. Hi.

And I like all fish actually, at least if they're cool. Met a real basshole once.

[ 🥁⚡ ]

In the drawing's case, it was more for the pun.

[aquaveiled]

I did assume that was artistic liberty because you really liked fish. Which seems to be the case!

Basshole...

I love it! Do you mind if I use it? Because I'm going to.

[ So she's not really asking, is she? ]

Some people can really be pieces of carp.

[seaweedbrain]

Hey, of course! Jokes are totally meant to be shared.

And I wouldn't consider myself shellfish about it.

[aquaveiled]

Whale that's very kind of you! I can already sea you're a person of taste.

[seaweedbrain]

Can't let anyone pass up on a finny opportunaty!

[aquaveiled]

Sardinely! Thre are few who cod keep this going, but it looks like we don't need the kelp.