to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

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[princessvegas]

Don't talk to me like I'M the problem, Jesper. She's the one who threw down the gauntlet. Now she's got Nadine's newest charity case squawking in her ear that she could KILL me? Fuck THAT. They can both learn firsthand that they're fuckin NOBODY here. I'll snap their connections my goddamn self.

[ There is a particularly loud thunderclap from somewhere over the city. ]

private forever

[itookashot]

You're the problem in the sense that the weather doesn't need to get worse right now. And they're nobodies, for all we know she's twelve.

Do you want me to go shoot them? It'll take like three minutes. Demigod means they're half human, pretty sure a bullet in the brain still will do the trick.

[princessvegas]

[ The answer comes back almost instantly, despite the fact that she knows damn well that Jesper isn't going to go kill them for her over this. ]

Yes

[itookashot]

Okay but you have to explain to Nadine why I killed her employee.

[princessvegas]

I can live with that.

[itookashot]

I know where he is, let me see if I can find her. Maybe we can blame the storm on why they somehow got something embedded inside them.

[ He's not going to kill them and they both know that, but pretending won't hurt anyone. ]