to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[sonofacesius]

Could be? My theory is that they were actually trying for one of these demigods when I got Summoned.

[inthenameofhades]

Why not you? You're very capable.

[sonofacesius]

Yeah but I'm not like, Percy or Nico level capable. There's a pretty big difference.

[inthenameofhades]

Whatever abilities they may have, they don't negate your own. And I know I'm glad you're here.

[sonofacesius]

Thanks Zagreus. You're a real nice god you know that. I don't think you understand just how rare that is.

And kind of weird.

[inthenameofhades]

It is something I've heard before, even before I came here. But...it shouldn't be so unusual for people to treat each other poorly.

Especially among family. We're all stuck with each other. And particularly for gods…that’s for a very long time.