to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[sonofacesius]

This? Sadly, this is nothing. Imagine this chaos times like. 100.

But thanks, it's good to feel like home again.

I'm a little sorry for all the chaos but. .....no, no I'm actually not. I missed it.

[divinityfrompain]

Yeah kind of glad we're not to that level. There's enough chaos to spare around here.

It's okay to feel good about it. Missing people is normal.

[sonofacesius]

Maybe for you. This, I'd consider this the bare minimum. But, I'll take it.

Especially when Clarisse wants to fight someone to the death.
It's a beautiful thing Julia.

[divinityfrompain]

Well your friend is threatening my friend so hopefully everyone can chill out a little. We really should try not to be at each other's throats right now, this world's under enough danger, it needs our help. I don't know about the Free Cities but Solvunn is getting slammed.

[sonofacesius]

It'll be fine, Julia. Clarisse is a daughter of Ares. This is her love language. She'll get tired eventually.

Or they'll be a fight, and they'll both get it out of their system. Or they'll become best friends and we're all be in trouble.

I know we're not exactly unscathed in the Free Cities either, but, I really wouldn't worry about this.

[divinityfrompain]

I can't do anything about it from here. Not my rodeo. It's your rodeo. Enjoy!