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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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seaweedbrain: (051)

[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-09 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it like innocent until proven guilty or something?

Also dude, you're here too?
sonofacesius: (omg what?)

[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-09 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Not with demigods.

Also, I have been for months actually. I'd like to thank everyone at Camp for noticing I'm gone.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You weren’t gone! You - WE - were at breakfast with Chiron and Mr. D TODAY and then at the bottom of a pool naked.
sonofacesius: (seriously?)

[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-09 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been here for four months, Nico.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
How is that possible??
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[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-10 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you really never noticed I was gone then....

Whoever or whatever has taken us seems to have some kind of time abilities like Kronos.

Like Kronos. Not Kronos.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-10 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Like Kronos not Kronos — do you know some other Kronos
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[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-10 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. But we're in a different world with different gods. Maybe Kronos has a long lost twin.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-10 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have words for how much I hate that idea.
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[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-10 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah me too. I could be wrong. But sometime with time is going on if no one actually noticed I was gone. Maybe it has something to do with that giant Singularity. I dunno. No one really explained it to be.

That's definitely an Annabeth question.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-10 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
We can ask Annabeth tomorrow. It's not like she's going anywhere.