to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[demigoth]

No, your dad’s here and Clarisse’s really good at crowds.

[sonofacesius]

Okay, that's totally fair.

[divasmio]

We did a whole heist together, Nico! Surely you have more faith in me than that after all my character development.

[demigoth]

I have faith that where Apollo goes, trouble follows.

[divasmio]

Rude, her name is Meg McCaffrey.

[demigoth]

And if Meg was here, what would happen?

[divasmio]

I imagine Clarisse would have a backup in that brawl she's planning with whatsherface.

[demigoth]

T R O U B L E

Also, Welcome to Camp Halfblood was a cinematic masterpiece, and you don’t get enough credit.

[divasmio]

THANK YOU

I worked so hard on it

Private

[demigoth]

You can tell how long everyone practiced. I can’t believe it’s not required viewing anymore. I bet if we had a screen in the amphitheater, we could bring it back.

I wish this place had a video.