to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[demigoth]

I guess?

I played it when I was a kid. Things changed. Now I don’t.

[satanicpanics]

dude
i've met will
what are you? like 14???

jesus christ
don't make me laugh

[demigoth]

I’m almost 16.

[satanicpanics]

wow
they should just shove you in the grave now, huh?

tell you what.
i run a campaign once a month out of the horizon
maybe not this month? i've got some shit going on
but if you can get your CLEARLY shambling corpse there, you're welcome to give it a try

...I'm so sorry

[sonofacesius]

Actually he's 79.

[demigoth]

Eatch where you say that. We’re the same age.

[sonofacesius]

Does that mean I can't get you a 'Happy 80th birthday' cake in January?

[demigoth]

I was born in 1932.

[sonofacesius]

That's one of the many things that makes you so awesome, Death Boy.

[satanicpanics]

he definitely acts it

[sonofacesius]

Nico's great when you get to know.

When he lets you get to know him. Just don't let him push you away.

[satanicpanics]

yeah well
if you can get the old man out past his bedtime to a campaign?
he'd probably get a real kick out of it

you probably would too

[sonofacesius]

We'll both be there. It sounds like fun.

He really liked that sort of thing. Before.

[Cause that's not cryptic at all.]

And you know what? I'm just as much of a geek as he is.

[satanicpanics]

[ You know what, he's not gonna ask about it on the network--to someone who isn't even Nico himself, but he files the information away for a later date. ]

well yeah
obviously

the game needs some fresh blood anyway so
i would not be opposed if you dragged the rest along

[sonofacesius]

[Nico thanks you, Eddie. Will sometimes has very little self control.]

I think I can arrange that!

You know, either through a genuine curiosity, bribery or harassment.

[demigoth]

I promise you I’ll get my shambling corpse there.