@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[itookashot]

Obviously out of costume!

I can rate the hotness of the costumes though.

[techmaturgy]

I've come to assume you'll just show up with additions whenever you want, so it's pointless to try and stop you.

[itookashot]

Hey I like to make your life just a little weirder, Viktor.

[techmaturgy]

You don't think it's weird enough?

[itookashot]

Life can never be weird enough. Then it would get boring.

[techmaturgy]

I feel like those two things are not mutually exclusive.

[jesper he's so tired!!!]

[itookashot]

Weird = interesting.

[techmaturgy]

Exhausting.

[itookashot]

You love me, actually. You let me bring you thirst book chapters.

[techmaturgy]

"Let" is a strong word. I don't lock the workshop door during business hours.

[itookashot]

But you've kept it!

[techmaturgy]

"Kept" is also a strong word. It sits on a shelf in the workshop and I think of it infrequently.

[itookashot]

Sure whatever you say, Viktor. You don't find it amusing at all.

[techmaturgy]

It's a thorough record of all those who have passed through here, at any rate.

[itookashot]

I mean, you could've asked me to make a non-thirsty one for you instead. I notice everyone.

[techmaturgy]

I don't believe there's a version of this uncolored by your hypothesis.

[the hotness hypothesis]

[itookashot]

It's true, every entry would still have a * and (hot) written by it, but I basically have a Summoned census. Of those who are here and who are not.

[techmaturgy]

I said that it's useful. It's just colored by your...unique perspective.

[bestfuneralever]

this is y we get along

[itookashot]

I think we just became best friends. Hi I'm Jesper!

[bestfuneralever]

ur cheekbones that can cut diamonds bf is against this friendship
forbidden friendship
makes it even more fun tbh lol

[itookashot]

He used to be my forbidden romance so now that I have it I am fearless, I have grown too powerful!

Wanna hang out some time?

[bestfuneralever]

ooohh spicy~

100%
next nocwich wknd?

[itookashot]

Yes I'll buy you a pint. I want to learn more about your life it sounds nuts.

[bestfuneralever]

hell ya
&& babyboy u got no idea LOL