@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[itookashot]

Sure whatever you say, Viktor. You don't find it amusing at all.

[techmaturgy]

It's a thorough record of all those who have passed through here, at any rate.

[itookashot]

I mean, you could've asked me to make a non-thirsty one for you instead. I notice everyone.

[techmaturgy]

I don't believe there's a version of this uncolored by your hypothesis.

[the hotness hypothesis]

[itookashot]

It's true, every entry would still have a * and (hot) written by it, but I basically have a Summoned census. Of those who are here and who are not.

[techmaturgy]

I said that it's useful. It's just colored by your...unique perspective.

[itookashot]

No I'm saying would you like me to write you out a version without any sexual suggestion? I'm (mostly) capable of it.

[techmaturgy]

If you want to make a dossier, I won’t stop you. It sounds useful.

[itookashot]

Of course, I'm very useful.