@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[techmaturgy]

Exhausting.

[bestfuneralever]

ig even weird cosmic rocks can be bigoted
who knew tbh

[bestfuneralever]

RUDE
im not even 30 yet!

[bestfuneralever]

still rude
but familiar
ur makin me miss my siblings tbh

[bestfuneralever]

ummm i wld like 2 subscribe 2 see ur college yrs in 35mm

[bestfuneralever]

we have a MONK? amazing

[shadowthief]

It really IS the most Jesper thing ever, isn't it?
~I.G.

[bestfuneralever]

lol idk if i shld tell u
wait
what year was it 4 u b4 u ended up here anyway???

[bestfuneralever]

Best shark-friend ever.

[satanicpanics]

honestly i'm not totally sure i want to know

1986

[bestfuneralever]

im more interested in knowing who the wildcards r
bc srsly i still cant say ive met a single uggo since ive been here

[nadine_he_loves]

We do have a dinosaur-man alien in the Free Cities, so they don't ALL end up in Solvunn.

Just most.

[bestfuneralever]

that actly makes a lot of sense
do u know anything abt tarot
bc the arcana signs here are diff but still similar 2 a practice i know of from my ... world? timeline? it all kind of amts 2 the same thing ig

so its like a magical signature thats unique 2 each one

makes u wonder how they thought 2 try it the first time
like how do u just wake up 1 morning like "i think ill try 2 make contact w/ the multiverse" / "im gonna prove string theory today" ???????

[nadine_he_loves]

Yeah don't get too excited.

Unless ankle length wool skirts and shapeless, two-sizes-too-big turtlenecks that come down to the knees gets you hot.

[bestfuneralever]

as a man of science
u r a man of science arnt u
u sound like one
kinda like my dad or 1 of my brothers

anyway

as a man of science id think u wld appreciate that kinda thing

[bestfuneralever]

this is y we get along

[bestfuneralever]

right? lol
he walked in2 that 1 tbh

[bestfuneralever]

nope
its science my man
theres like a thousand studies on that shit back where im from
cheekbones like YOU'VE GOT? always more aesthetically pleasing to the eye
smthg abt symmetry i think???? dont rmbr
BUT IT IS FACT NOT JUST OPINON

(ur welcome 4 the backup Jesper)

[bestfuneralever]

sexy
gorgeous
pretty
beautiful
mmmrrroww

[bestfuneralever]

that makes sense
i think were all kinda weird in one way or another
u might b on 2 smthg

[bestfuneralever]

it is kinda slim pickins for that around here huh?? weird now that im thinkin abt it lol

honestly making shit up as u go is a mood and a half tho
like i cant blame em ive been doin that since... uh... my whole life ig

man its a shame my brother isnt here
hed hate it
but like thats y it wld be good 2 have him here if that makes sense???
hes the gotta figure out the puzzle guy yanno?

other factors like???
u sound like u have more 2 add there...

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

I'm certainly not complaining.

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

Why should I?
You really don't like hearing how attractive we think you are?
I call your bluff, Kaz Brekker.

[bestfuneralever]

prolly 4 the best

wait r u older than me????? wtf
i think im having a crisis now

[bestfuneralever]

whaaat no that doest fit the aesthetic of u
srsly???