@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[bealufull]

Two things.

One, that is literally impossible to do at the same time.
Two, you would be required to have the breath to speak.

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[shadowthief]

But we rather enjoy yours…

[Can he hear her laugh on the other side of the wall? Bright and beaming, like bottled sunshine if it had a sound.]

Oh, hush.
Learn to take a compliment.

And yet there you sit- well and alive regardless.

[shadowthief]

Too handsome and charming for his own good, really.
Or any of ours…

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[bealufull]

You, Wraith, are welcome to enjoy them, thank you.

About my name being mocked? No thanks.

I sit here under the weight of it all. I might perish. You don't know I won't.

[ And here is Kazzle Dazzle Brekker, acting like a child. ]

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[shadowthief]

How you manage to make everything sound like a business transaction will forever mystify me.

I meant about the cheekbones.
But you have to admit… the name is a little funny.

I’ll pray for you.

[She can make jokes, too, Mister.]

[techmaturgy]

Oh? Like what?

[techmaturgy]

"Let" is a strong word. I don't lock the workshop door during business hours.

[restingstitchface]

Well, I cannot deny that. But it is possible to seek assistance without knowing the help you will receive. I doubt I was sought as an individual. There are probably others more worthy of that honour.

[itookashot]

I like wallflowers, I bet I could've gotten you out of your shell.

[itookashot]

Okay, let's just agree that me kissing you is me communicating how hot you are.

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[itookashot]

To be fair, I'm sure he feels the same way about us.

[itookashot]

But you've kept it!

[nadine_he_loves]

I bet you do.

But I wasn't a wallflower, I just...

Honestly I just didn't like other people. Any other people. I hadn't dealt with a lot of stuff from when I was younger and a lot of it manifested in me just really, aggressively not wanting anything to do with anybody else.

So it's probably a good thing you didn't meet me till I was through all of that.

[techmaturgy]

"Kept" is also a strong word. It sits on a shelf in the workshop and I think of it infrequently.

[itookashot]

Sure whatever you say, Viktor. You don't find it amusing at all.

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[shadowthief]

Probably.

He COULD speak for himself- I know you're reading all of this, Kaz.

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[itookashot]

Pretending he's above it all.

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[shadowthief]

Just letting his ego be fluffed.

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[bealufull]

Not giving either of you the benefit of the doubt

[techmaturgy]

It's a thorough record of all those who have passed through here, at any rate.

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[shadowthief]

Shame, that.

[bestfuneralever]

fair enough
ig they just gotta deal w/ whoever they drag out of the pool
sux 4 them~ lol

[bestfuneralever]

valid tbh cant blame u
maybe some1 else has tho
prob def something 4 the more researchy inclined 2 look in2 tho

[Read: Not him. He's good at Ideas, bad at Execution. Know your strengths, etc.]

[bestfuneralever]

oh no...
thats truly terrible
who hurt him like that

[bestfuneralever]

that makes sense
i mean hell ive had the powers i came here w/ my whole life & my dad studied me & my sibs like a fuckin science experiment & i still cldnt tell u a damn thing abt why or how i can see ghosts tbh

sounds abt right
let the other guys figure it out
work out the kinks & build on top of their successes/failures
like tech companies lol

they dont all play w/ the exact same magic schools right so...
i wonder if the rituals are diff based on faction?