To: Everyone

[freightcars]

Quick survey:
1 - What do you do for work here?
2 - What did you do back home?
3 - What's your skillset?

( note: personally, I'm cool with threadjacking in my posts as long as the other person is too, go to town. )

Comments

[freightcars]

Maybe it's harder for you to lift them

( Sorry, noodle arms. )

Little bit of both, though. Wouldn't mind some inspiration for a better job job.

do you ever fully forget that you had a specific network style cause you're so used to.....text shit

[falcony]

WOW SORRY WE'RE NOT ALL SUPER CYBORG STRONG

WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO DO, ANYWAY?
LIFTING BS OR LIKE CONTRACT WORK SO YOU CAN KEEP SHOWING OFF?
OR LIKE- SHOPKEEP FRONT DESK STUFF?
OH MY GOD
YOU WANT TO WORK AT A FLOWER STAND, DONT YOU
YES YOU DO I KNOW YOU DO
HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS

only 57 times

[freightcars]

I hate you

[falcony]

UH-HUH
YOURE IN LUCK IM PRETTY SURE JASKIER HAS A STAND TOO
IVE GOT YOU SET AND NOW YOU OWE ME, THIS TURNED OUT GREAT

[freightcars]

I'm not working in a flower stand.

[falcony]

WHACHA GOT AGAINST FLOWER STANDS?

[freightcars]

Do you have any idea how many houseplants I've killed since I woke up?

[falcony]

DOESNT MATTER
JASKIER'S MAGIC AND WOULD CANCEL IT OUT

[freightcars]

So your plan for me to make money is to kill Jaskier's plants and make him bring them back. Sounds productive. Solid hiring decision on his part.

[falcony]

MY PLAN WAS TO GET YOU A JOB WITH A HOOKUP
AND ALSO MAYBE HELP BREAK YOUR PLANT CURSE
BUT FINE- FINE. NO PLANTS.

YOU COULD WORK AT A TAVERN
LIKE A BOUNCER OR BARTENDER?

[freightcars]

Yeah maybe
I don't know
I'll figure something out

[falcony]

IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY LIKE
BURNING NEED FOR A NEW CAREER CHANGE
I CAN ASK AROUND AND SEE WHO NEEDS HELP?
THERES A BLACKSMITH DOWN THE ROAD WHO MIGHT WANT AN APPRENTICE

[freightcars]

Blacksmith sounds more promising than flower stand
Seems like a place where a metal arm could come in handy