to: all, soon after the summoned return from the alternate reality and regain their bearings

[sketchycharacter]

What the fuck

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[mathmetism]

[ it’s cool, jerry doesn’t need a point, he’s already enthralled in this hypothetical]

my night with Bob sounds like a whirl
wind romance and I’m now devastated that I’ll never know if Bob and I would’ve made it

Dreams aren’t enough, Doctor

What if Bob was the One and I let him slip through my fingers???
Bob and I could’ve grown old together, holding hands while basking under the unparalleled artistry we created in the Sistine Chapel
But now it will only haunt me

:(

[thedreamer]

Wɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ Bᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ?

Lᴏᴏᴋ - ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғғ. Tʀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ Oɴᴇ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ Tᴡᴏ Oɴᴇs ɪғ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, I'ᴍ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴛ, ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ Tᴇɴ Oɴᴇs, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴀᴅs. Uɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴏɴᴇ Oɴᴇ.

Wʜɪᴄʜ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴜs ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ Bᴏʙ. Gᴏᴏᴅ ɴᴇᴡs, ᴄʜɪɴ ᴜᴘ, ᴍᴀᴛᴇ! Iғ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ - ᴡᴇʟʟ, I ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴀʏ ɪғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜs.

[ Absurd with a side helping of Profound, per his modus operandi. ]

[mathmetism]

i could never give up on bob, bob would never give up on me

i’m all about free love, i’ll take all ten Ones
that’s enough for a solid laser tag match hot damn

that’s such a nourishing and wholesome sentiment, doctor, i’m feeling emotionally healed already
i always say death is an illusion that doesn’t hold up against rigorous mathematic testing, but i feel like we’re coming from the same place

[thedreamer]

Fᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ's ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ, I'ᴍ ʀᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏᴛʜ! Yᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ, ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ.