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[personal profile] thedreamer 2024-05-13 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Mᴀʏʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ, ʏᴇs. Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ! Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏsᴛɪᴏ̨ᴜᴇ ɪɴ ʟɪғᴇ.

Bᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴏᴅᴅ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ. Tᴀᴋᴇ Bᴏʙ ғᴏʀ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴇxɪsᴛ.

Aʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ Bᴏʙ ʜᴇʀᴇ sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ!

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏ! Mᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴛ Bᴏʙ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ. Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ Bᴏʙ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴏ̨ᴜɪᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Sɪsᴛɪɴᴇ Cʜᴀᴘᴇʟ, I ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ғᴀʙ sᴛᴜғғ. Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴜɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ Bᴏʙ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴀʏ, 'Tʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏғ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ, Bᴏʙ? Gᴏᴏᴅ sᴛᴜғғ!' Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ Sɪsᴛɪɴᴇ Cʜᴀᴘᴇʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs.

[ There's a point in here somewhere, good luck with that, though... ]
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[personal profile] mathmetism 2024-05-21 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it’s cool, jerry doesn’t need a point, he’s already enthralled in this hypothetical]

my night with Bob sounds like a whirl
wind romance and I’m now devastated that I’ll never know if Bob and I would’ve made it

Dreams aren’t enough, Doctor

What if Bob was the One and I let him slip through my fingers???
Bob and I could’ve grown old together, holding hands while basking under the unparalleled artistry we created in the Sistine Chapel
But now it will only haunt me

:(
Edited 2024-05-21 16:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thedreamer 2024-05-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Wɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ Bᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ?

Lᴏᴏᴋ - ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғғ. Tʀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ Oɴᴇ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ Tᴡᴏ Oɴᴇs ɪғ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, I'ᴍ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴛ, ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ Tᴇɴ Oɴᴇs, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴀᴅs. Uɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴏɴᴇ Oɴᴇ.

Wʜɪᴄʜ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴜs ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ Bᴏʙ. Gᴏᴏᴅ ɴᴇᴡs, ᴄʜɪɴ ᴜᴘ, ᴍᴀᴛᴇ! Iғ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ - ᴡᴇʟʟ, I ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴀʏ ɪғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜs.

[ Absurd with a side helping of Profound, per his modus operandi. ]
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[personal profile] mathmetism 2024-06-03 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i could never give up on bob, bob would never give up on me

i’m all about free love, i’ll take all ten Ones
that’s enough for a solid laser tag match hot damn

that’s such a nourishing and wholesome sentiment, doctor, i’m feeling emotionally healed already
i always say death is an illusion that doesn’t hold up against rigorous mathematic testing, but i feel like we’re coming from the same place
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[personal profile] thedreamer 2024-06-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Fᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ's ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ, I'ᴍ ʀᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏᴛʜ! Yᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ, ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ.