to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

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[stations]

Jerry...
I missed you so much, but none of this makes any fucking sense.

Also, it auto-signs your name. People can see it's not Jethro.

[mathmetism]

what, you never worry about pink eye?? i might not be sick enough to lick an eyeball, but i'll draw a dickbutt on your noggin in a second

uh presumptuous??
*jeRthro

[stations]

Jerthro. Sorry, my bad.

If you draw a dickbutt on me I'm gonna make it rain Five and a Half Lokos on your bed while you sleep.

[mathmetism]

you say that like i'd be disappointed

[stations]

Anyway, once you actually meditate to get there, you should come hang out at the gas station.

If you want, I mean.

I remade it there, so.

[mathmetism]

aww, wholesome
of course, dude, it's my happy place
is the bathroom cowboy there? did you put in the raccoons?

[stations]

Yep and yep. Rita lives behind the dumpster.

[the_keeper]

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽, 𝓽𝓸𝓸.

[ushiri]

[ He understands like 1/2 of this, which is pretty good! ]

Is this the same Jerry?

[stations]

Yeah!
He doesn't remember being here before, but it's him.

[ushiri]

[ Same different Jerry, got it. ]

[mathmetism]

maybe that other jerry was a mimic
fuck, maybe I'M a mimic
quick, shoot me

[stations]

No.


You're not a mimic. It's the Singularity or something, it does this to a lot of people.

[mathmetism]

well that blows
do they ever get the memories back?
if i go whispers sweet nothings to the big mystery rock can i ply it with my wiles to spill the memory beans?

[stations]

I left and came back and had all my memories still, but my brain's weird. Apparently, the only thing that can erase my memory is myself.

Hard to say. You could try, I guess?

[mathmetism]

i got all the big retcon memories back, eventually
i'll try
it gives me the heebs knowing something's missing

[mathmetism]

that's a hot maybe
how solid was this previous jerry's karate chop?
was he smooth?
did he pay taxes?

[ushiri]

1) 4 out of 10, but I'm difficult to impress
2) No
3) Also going to assume no, but mostly because I don't think the Commune taxes their Summoned - so I'm not sure that counts

[mathmetism]

the last two track but ouch, 4?
id like to see your karate chop
seriously, please teach me the way

[stations]

Kyle's an actual ninja, Jerry. You might wanna be careful.

[ushiri]

I'm not an actual ninja.

[mathmetism]

YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME YOU KNOW A FUCKING NINJA?

what did i do to hurt you, jack?

[satanicpanics]

just to clear 3 up??
none of us have money for them to tax

[ushiri]

That too.
I don't think he'd pay them even if they did.

[satanicpanics]

shit, i wouldnt either