to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[mathmetism]

the last two track but ouch, 4?
id like to see your karate chop
seriously, please teach me the way

[stations]

Kyle's an actual ninja, Jerry. You might wanna be careful.

[ushiri]

I'm not an actual ninja.

[mathmetism]

exactly what a ninja would say

[ushiri]

Fair, you got me.

I still can't teach you the way.

[mathmetism]

oof big sads
why not?
what do i have to do?
i'll wake up at ass oclock AM and train hard and run up mountains barefoot in the snow and give up sex
well
i'll give up cupcakes

[ushiri]

Cupcakes?

Your dedication is lacking.

[mathmetism]

FUCK
ok that was my bad, apologies, i tried to bargain with The Way and it was severely ungangster of me
shame upon me and my progeny
i'll give up ummm
i'll give up knife puns mid-battle
i'll give up stealth reading jack's diaries
i'll give up aliases when not 100% necessary
i'll give up the finding out part of fucking around
i'll give up some drugs
i'll give up grenade juggling
i'll give up ice sculpting decorative anal plugs to leave on my congressman's doorstep

what would be an appropriate sacrifice, senpai??

[ushiri]

No, you should definitely continue to do most of that.

And please let me know if you find grenades.

[ He's ignoring ICE SCULPTING DECORATIVE ANAL PLUGS ]

[the_keeper]

[ That's VERY SMART on his part. ]

𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭.

[mathmetism]

ZOOM, TOO LATE
you want grenades, your ninjaliness?
pfff i can make you grenades
what’s the grenade to ninja lesson ratio?

[ushiri]

[ oops, sorry sabine ]

You can have lessons regardless of grenade making, you'll just have to be up and ready by 5am.

Can you actually make grenades?

[mathmetism]

FUCK YES
done, im there, 5am? no problem
i’ll camp out over night to be first in line if i have to

i am the explosives whisperer

[ushiri]

That sounds dangerous.

[mathmetism]

no no it’s cool im a master camper
i once survived a vision quest in below freezing appalachia with nothing but a tarp, a snuggie and a harpoon

[ushiri]

You already sound very capable.

Why do you want to be a ninja so badly?

[mathmetism]

to protect my loved ones and look badass doing it, sir!!

and mom said i wasn’t allowed

[ushiri]

[ Jerry... that is hilariously endearing if at all true. ]

5am. Tomorrow.

[ He's mostly going to toss Jerald around but you know, it'll be entertaining for them. ]

[mathmetism]

[ that one actually is. ]

Lets fuckin GO

[ he won’t actually care what Kyle does as long as he calls it ninja training ]

wait where are we actually going?
no no don’t tell me
I’ll find you

[ he’ll be camping out literally at Kyle’s doorstep tomorrow morning at 5am ]

[the_keeper]

It's a real sin cameras don't exist here

[mathmetism]

YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME YOU KNOW A FUCKING NINJA?

what did i do to hurt you, jack?

[stations]

Sorry. There was a lot to cover, it was lower down on the list.

[mathmetism]

JACK I NEED A KATANA FOR NINJA PRACTICE




ps, where does Kyle live?

[stations]

I don't think you can get those in Thorne.

I'll show you. He's just like a few doors away from my room.

[mathmetism]

😿

neato, field trip