to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[ushiri]

You already sound very capable.

Why do you want to be a ninja so badly?

[mathmetism]

to protect my loved ones and look badass doing it, sir!!

and mom said i wasn’t allowed

[ushiri]

[ Jerry... that is hilariously endearing if at all true. ]

5am. Tomorrow.

[ He's mostly going to toss Jerald around but you know, it'll be entertaining for them. ]

[mathmetism]

[ that one actually is. ]

Lets fuckin GO

[ he won’t actually care what Kyle does as long as he calls it ninja training ]

wait where are we actually going?
no no don’t tell me
I’ll find you

[ he’ll be camping out literally at Kyle’s doorstep tomorrow morning at 5am ]

[the_keeper]

It's a real sin cameras don't exist here

[mathmetism]

wanna hire a portrait maker?
like one of those caricature dudes?

[the_keeper]

𝓞𝓻 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓽𝔂.

[mathmetism]

wait til i get a successful sneak chop on him, do that one