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[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[itookashot]

Or they're like 98% of people are hot, and then let's throw in some wildcards for fun.

[satanicpanics]

well yeah
they need to throw in a wildcard to get people talking

[itookashot]

Can't be TOO obvious about their strange magical thirst.

[satanicpanics]

yeah but like
why do they all end up in solvunn???
come up with a theory for that

[bestfuneralever]

im more interested in knowing who the wildcards r
bc srsly i still cant say ive met a single uggo since ive been here

[nadine_he_loves]

We do have a dinosaur-man alien in the Free Cities, so they don't ALL end up in Solvunn.

Just most.

[satanicpanics]

oh yeah
i met him once
cool guy

the goats will probably come calling for him eventually

[itookashot]

Well considering their gods might look a bit weird, maybe they think weirdness is an attractive trait.

And they still nabbed hot people like you and Himeka and Wanda, so.

[satanicpanics]

and my ego three three sizes that day

you don’t know many people in solvunn do you

[itookashot]

Just speaking the truth, handsome.

I've met a handful! You lot are a little more ~mysterious.~

[satanicpanics]

you know i'm pretty sure you say that about everyone
so while i am flattered??? i'm not feeling particularly special

yeah
it's the goats
they're just a coverup for what’s really going on

[itookashot]

Well yeah but isn't that the point of this post in the first place? Everyone's hot? It doesn't make you less hot.

I am sad I've never gotten to meet the goats.