@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[bestfuneralever]

maybe so
still a kid til you drop the "teen" out of ur age
sry bud :(

[itookashot]

What are you, forty? Don't be salty just because you're old.

[nadine_he_loves]

Hey, those of us who ARE forty take offense to that. Are you calling me old, Jesper?

He's from the same world as me, we just have a different idea of what a kid is and what an adult is.

But it's also important to know that 'kid' doesn't always mean CHILD where we come from. You're not a child.

[itookashot]

NOOOO I was just trying to bother him not you.

[nadine_he_loves]

Suuure. It's fine, you think I'm old, I get it.

Imagine me shaking a cane at you and calling you whippersnapper. :D

[itookashot]

You are young at heart!

[nadine_he_loves]

It's fine, I've basically been an old lady since I was a kid. If you saw me at your age, you probably wouldn't even recognize me.

I'll show you a picture in the Horizon someday.

[bestfuneralever]

ummm i wld like 2 subscribe 2 see ur college yrs in 35mm

[nadine_he_loves]

Yeah don't get too excited.

Unless ankle length wool skirts and shapeless, two-sizes-too-big turtlenecks that come down to the knees gets you hot.

[bestfuneralever]

whaaat no that doest fit the aesthetic of u
srsly???

[itookashot]

I want to see!

Do you think we'd have gotten along? I don't mind the turtlenecks.

[nadine_he_loves]

I'll show you.

I don't know. I wasn't very social when I was younger. I spent most of my time studying and avoiding people.

[itookashot]

I like wallflowers, I bet I could've gotten you out of your shell.

[bestfuneralever]

still rude
but familiar
ur makin me miss my siblings tbh

[itookashot]

Aw, I never had any siblings, I can be your bro.

[bestfuneralever]

i had 6 of them
i can give u tips if u need em
but ur doing a p good job so far tbh

[itookashot]

There's six of my crew but we're not FAMILY family. We make out too much for that.

[bestfuneralever]

when ur all hot its only natural it goes taht way ig!!
we werent a real family either tbh
more like a v small military unit???

[bestfuneralever]

RUDE
im not even 30 yet!

[itookashot]

You're not even thirty??? I've slept with people older, weirdo.

[bestfuneralever]

not yet!!
well idk
maybe i am??? technically
my life is v weird & idk
im 29 by birth year???
but i also spent 10mths in the past
at which point i def hit my bday during it
so maybe i am 30...
i might b having a crisis now thx

[itookashot]

Nah it definitely counts, it's the time that you spend that matters. Technically I'm not sure on my end because I had one of those memory updates that gave me an extra year, but that was just a year in my brain and not a year in my body, so I haven't known what to make of that.

[bestfuneralever]

its weird af right
wait wait
u got memory updates from home???
THATS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN???
wtffff

[itookashot]

YEAH you wake up with all these new memories. I think sometimes physical changes? But I don't remember hearing if that's true. And it's definitely not a dream or anything, it's like suddenly you have memories that weren't there before, just plunged into your brain.

[bestfuneralever]

u just went 2 sleep 1 night
&& woke up w/ a whole years worth of NEW LIFE input in2 ur brain???
idk if i can handle that
plz do not do that to me mages
or singularity
or gods
or who/whatthefuckever is doin that shit