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[itookashot]

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW. IT SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY!

[a_better_man]

How can I argue with such impassioned insistence?

What would one do observe this hypothetical holiday, I wonder.

[itookashot]

I'm hoping that someone over there will get the message and give you some sweets.

And then I'll give you some sweets in the Horizon. You can't see me but I'm waggling my eyebrows.

[a_better_man]

I live in Thorne, I just have to ask and someone will bring me all the sweets I want.

But not the sort you've got to offer. I am waggling in return.

Waggle waggle.

[itookashot]

Yes but it's better when someone intentionally gives you birthday sweets.

Points to my eyes, points to all of you people in Thorne.

You're twenty!

[a_better_man]

I think I'm actually too old for birthday sweets, but I won't say no to any.

I am indeed twenty! And still unmarried and without children, so I have accomplished a personal goal.

[itookashot]

No one is too old for birthday sweets.

I am happy to be the person you cannot have kids with.

[a_better_man]

Then let's go with your world's rules.

And I am overjoyed to not have children with you as well.

[itookashot]

Our children would be too magnificent to exist to be honest. Imagine the hair! The smile!

[a_better_man]

Magnificent yes, but they'd also be impossible to control, have far too much energy, and be much too clever for their own good!

Or anyone else's!

[itookashot]

Clearly a child that fantastic can't exist so it's good that we can't have any. No world could hold it.

[a_better_man]

No it would be cataclysmic. Best that our immeasurable charm and good looks and brilliance remain divided between the pair of us.

[itookashot]

That's why there can't be too many Wheels in the world. We're too unique.

[ Claude and Julie are the only other ones he knows and they're fantastic too so. ]

[a_better_man]

And I imagine too many of us in one place would only unleash chaos.

We're very good at that.

[itookashot]

I think it's the luck of the Wheels that led me right to you and Julie on practically my first week here.

[a_better_man]

Or mayhap it was my ta'veren luck that brought you right to me.

They are sickening

[itookashot]

And my life just got exponentially better in every way.

Absolutely disgusting

[a_better_man]

As did mine.

Now you'd best meet me in the Horizon within a half an hour, so I can kiss you thoroughly and properly.

[itookashot]

I'll be there wearing only your gift from this weekend.

Waggle waggle eyebrows.