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abraxasnet2023-06-07 08:27 pm
itookashot) wrote in abraxasnet2023-06-07 08:27 pm
Jes!
The whole of the Summoned aren't going to give a single rolling fuck it's my birthday.
But I can say most assuredly that I have never before had a public announcement made about it in all my years, so thank you for that.
[Mat is laughing despite his mild protestation.]
The whole of the Summoned aren't going to give a single rolling fuck it's my birthday.
But I can say most assuredly that I have never before had a public announcement made about it in all my years, so thank you for that.
[Mat is laughing despite his mild protestation.]
How can I argue with such impassioned insistence?
What would one do observe this hypothetical holiday, I wonder.
What would one do observe this hypothetical holiday, I wonder.
I'm hoping that someone over there will get the message and give you some sweets.
And then I'll give you some sweets in the Horizon. You can't see me but I'm waggling my eyebrows.
And then I'll give you some sweets in the Horizon. You can't see me but I'm waggling my eyebrows.
I live in Thorne, I just have to ask and someone will bring me all the sweets I want.
But not the sort you've got to offer. I am waggling in return.
Waggle waggle.
But not the sort you've got to offer. I am waggling in return.
Waggle waggle.
[Does he know Mat? Hardly. Does he know not to be rude? Yes.]
How does one sign this?
How does one sign this?
If you say 'Happy Birthday Mat!' he'll see it.
Yes but it's better when someone intentionally gives you birthday sweets.
Points to my eyes, points to all of you people in Thorne.
You're twenty!
Points to my eyes, points to all of you people in Thorne.
You're twenty!
I think I'm actually too old for birthday sweets, but I won't say no to any.
I am indeed twenty! And still unmarried and without children, so I have accomplished a personal goal.
I am indeed twenty! And still unmarried and without children, so I have accomplished a personal goal.
No one is too old for birthday sweets.
I am happy to be the person you cannot have kids with.
I am happy to be the person you cannot have kids with.
I have no idea who that is.
[Gossip, please.]
[Gossip, please.]
Then let's go with your world's rules.
And I am overjoyed to not have children with you as well.
And I am overjoyed to not have children with you as well.
Oh he's my sweetheart. He lives in Thorne so I don't get to spend it with him in person.
Our children would be too magnificent to exist to be honest. Imagine the hair! The smile!
Magnificent yes, but they'd also be impossible to control, have far too much energy, and be much too clever for their own good!
Or anyone else's!
Or anyone else's!
Clearly a child that fantastic can't exist so it's good that we can't have any. No world could hold it.
Ah, love's young dream. Have you been together long?
No it would be cataclysmic. Best that our immeasurable charm and good looks and brilliance remain divided between the pair of us.
Yeah we've been together over a year now. He's a very special person. They don't really celebrate birthdays in his world the same way so I wanted everyone to know.
That's why there can't be too many Wheels in the world. We're too unique.
[ Claude and Julie are the only other ones he knows and they're fantastic too so. ]
[ Claude and Julie are the only other ones he knows and they're fantastic too so. ]
You sound like a man who wants everyone to know. Not that confidence is a bad thing. It stops life being dull.
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