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[a_better_man]

Jes!

The whole of the Summoned aren't going to give a single rolling fuck it's my birthday.

But I can say most assuredly that I have never before had a public announcement made about it in all my years, so thank you for that.


[Mat is laughing despite his mild protestation.]

[itookashot]

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW. IT SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY!

[a_better_man]

How can I argue with such impassioned insistence?

What would one do observe this hypothetical holiday, I wonder.

[itookashot]

I'm hoping that someone over there will get the message and give you some sweets.

And then I'll give you some sweets in the Horizon. You can't see me but I'm waggling my eyebrows.

[bealufull]

Words fail me, Jesper Fahey.

[itookashot]

Just you wait until yours, Kaz Brekker.

[bealufull]

I don't have a birthday.

[itookashot]

I'll pick one for you.

[restingstitchface]

[Does he know Mat? Hardly. Does he know not to be rude? Yes.]

How does one sign this?

[itookashot]

If you say 'Happy Birthday Mat!' he'll see it.

[restingstitchface]

I have no idea who that is.

[Gossip, please.]

[itookashot]

Oh he's my sweetheart. He lives in Thorne so I don't get to spend it with him in person.

[satanicpanics]

interesting
one year closer to the big sleep



i'm kidding
sort of
happy birthday, dude

[a_better_man]

You might be kidding but you aren't wrong!

Thanks. You should come by my domain soon, I've learned a new instrument!

[satanicpanics]

oh yeah?
that's awesome, dude.
what is it?

[itookashot]

Love the drawing in all its macabre nature.

[satanicpanics]

what can i say?
i'm an artist

[blackeyedprince]

Thank you for this important message, Jesper!

Now I'll know when to mark my calendar.

[Do not perceive this completely innocuous pause. He's not laughing. And definitely not taking notes. Not at all. How dare anyone suggest otherwise. You've seen nothing.]

Mat? Should knock when I come visit? In case, you're ... occupied?

[a_better_man]

Only if you are visiting in the Horizon! Me and Anakin's room should be perfectly safe.

[blackeyedprince]

I spare you a Horizon visit. Doubly so if I can just nag you in person. I asked in case you were, well, you know,in the middle of wild horizon sex and definitely didn't want to be interrupted meditating.

[itookashot]

He didn't tell me last year so now I was determined.

[blackeyedprince]

No wonder. What a regrettable omission.

[frontlinetitties]

Who's Mat?
Is there gonna be a party with desserts?

[a_better_man]

I'm Mat!

And perhaps there will be. I have said for ages I ought have a party in my bit of the Horizon, it'd be a brilliant place for a party. And Jesper's birthday is just a few after mine.

[frontlinetitties]

[She might sheepishly recognise him and feel compelled to apologise if she sees him in the flesh. Until then...]

Hi Mat!
Now we've been officially introduced, hopefully I can snag an invite to that party?