@all | before the event

[industries]

> ts@abraxas-proxy:~$ wall "People's memories of this place"

[ Anyone unfamiliar with computer terminals might be taken aback at the mechanical font that scrolls across their vision, though the jumps and starts in typing speed leave no doubt that a very human brain is behind the text. ]

> Broadcast message from ts@abraxas-proxy (tty/1) :
> People's memories of this place
>
> Don't normally crowdsource, but
> has anyone out there ever heard of someone who got home and actually
> remembered their days here at the renfaire?
>
> Not looking for peer-reviewed analysis.
> I'll take crumbs
> or
> whatever else we've got here on Mind-Reddit.

Comments

[subhuman]

Definitely suspicious...

Beep beep boop beep boop.

Can you tell me what that means?

[industries]

> Either "kill all humans" or "battery at 2%."
> Hard to tell, rusty on my regional inflection.

[subhuman]

Well, you're definitely a robot. But now I'm thinking my old microwave may have been on this plot the whole time. Does that make me complicit?

[industries]

> Not sure – when you nuke a potato, does it stop at 6:66?
> If so, might want to check that out.

[subhuman]

They always warned me that Satan's asshole was at the back of a dirty microwave...

[ His argument is that it retains flavor. ]

If we're all becoming robots I'm putting in a formal request for cool flashy lights. That's an upgrade, right?

[industries]

>
> That's a lot to unpack about your appliance hygiene. Just
> a lot to analyze.
> Anyway,
> sorry, cool flashy lights is kind of already my brand.
> You can have
> sequins.
> Potentially one or more glowsticks.

[subhuman]

You know what, I can rock sequins. There's an aura of class about that. But a few glowsticks would be great, just for some extra zazz.

[industries]

> A guy with a dirty microwave who can rock sequins and isn't opposed to glowsticks.
> Sure. I'll keep an eye out for you.