to: everyone

[ordinar]

Hey everyone. I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself... I'm Wilhelm.

Ugh, that sounded so lame...

Fuck. How do you delete a message you're sending with your mind?

Okay, never mind. Anyway, I was wondering about a few things.

1. So...I sort of accidentally set my bed on fire. Like, with just my hands. If it wasn't already obvious, this is a new thing for me. Is this the Singularity's way of telling me to go burn something down? It's fine now, by the way. I put it out. I'm still freaking out though, so if anyone has tips on how to avoid accidentally committing arson...I'd appreciate it.

2. Everyone made a big deal about these arcana signs, but I don't really get the point of them. What do they actually mean? What are they for?

3. What does anyone do for fun around here?

Thanks.

Comments

[londonbound]

That's a relief.

I can offer a few tips on containing your magic while you practice. I can also recommend the rowdiest pubs in town. Helpful all around.

If you're looking for someone who can actually assist you with learning magic, you might want to speak to Stephen Strange. He's a good teacher. His knowledge would be of value, if he's got the time to spare for a few lessons.

[ordinar]

Tips would be great. I'll take pub recommendations too.

It's pretty depressing to go there by yourself, though. Just so you know.

Yeah, I've talked to Dr. Strange. He seems to be the guy everyone recommends.

[londonbound]

Twist my arm, why don't you? Very well. I shall grace you with my company to spare you from such a bleak experience.

[ordinar]

I'm a master of persuasion.

So...let me know when you want to go. But maybe you should give me some of those tips BEFORE we start drinking.

[londonbound]

Tips on how not to set things on fire while sober.

Tips for how to set things on fire while drunk.

[ordinar]

Oh my god. The only thing you're going to teach me how to do is get in trouble.

[londonbound]

I do not see the problem.

[ordinar]

As long as you have a plan to get me OUT of trouble.

[londonbound]

Plan A: run fast
Plan B: act stupid
Plan C: some combination of the above?

[ordinar]

Plan D, you start smiling and winking at the right people.

[londonbound]

No, you see, that is actually the reason we wouldn't get in trouble in the first place.

[ordinar]

You sound pretty confident.

[Haha, what's that like? Asking for a friend.]