to: everyone

[ordinar]

Hey everyone. I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself... I'm Wilhelm.

Ugh, that sounded so lame...

Fuck. How do you delete a message you're sending with your mind?

Okay, never mind. Anyway, I was wondering about a few things.

1. So...I sort of accidentally set my bed on fire. Like, with just my hands. If it wasn't already obvious, this is a new thing for me. Is this the Singularity's way of telling me to go burn something down? It's fine now, by the way. I put it out. I'm still freaking out though, so if anyone has tips on how to avoid accidentally committing arson...I'd appreciate it.

2. Everyone made a big deal about these arcana signs, but I don't really get the point of them. What do they actually mean? What are they for?

3. What does anyone do for fun around here?

Thanks.

Comments

[ordinar]

I'm a master of persuasion.

So...let me know when you want to go. But maybe you should give me some of those tips BEFORE we start drinking.

[londonbound]

Tips on how not to set things on fire while sober.

Tips for how to set things on fire while drunk.

[ordinar]

Oh my god. The only thing you're going to teach me how to do is get in trouble.

[londonbound]

I do not see the problem.

[ordinar]

As long as you have a plan to get me OUT of trouble.

[londonbound]

Plan A: run fast
Plan B: act stupid
Plan C: some combination of the above?

[ordinar]

Plan D, you start smiling and winking at the right people.

[londonbound]

No, you see, that is actually the reason we wouldn't get in trouble in the first place.

[ordinar]

You sound pretty confident.

[Haha, what's that like? Asking for a friend.]