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[emulsions]

[ This is the first time he's really doing this shit on this mind-imposed social network, so bear with him. ]

I'm a shitty judge of timing, so maybe this isn't...a good time, but—

I've got this batch of Twinkies. If you've never seen one, it's a 4-inch traditional sponge cake with a cream filling. Vanilla only. They're as close to store-bought as you're gonna get in this place.

If you've got a hankering for processed junk from home, I'll be at the Nocwich square handing them out whenever the doors open again.

...

Okay, that's all, thank you.

(( ooc: threadjacking welcome; if you reply, you can assume your character got a twinkie. feel free to spontaneously make other food requests. ))

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[emulsions]

Something like that.

I mean. As an adult, probably 'cause we're all, you know
Broke as fuck.
Or we suck at eating stuff that's actually good for you.

But when you're a kid and your parents won't let you eat a whole box of them, it feels...special?

[funbreaker]

Then a good deal of the allure is linked to the fact that it isn't good for you. Fascinating.

I feel as if I have no choice but to try one now and learn what all the fuss is about.

[emulsions]

I'd say you're missing out, but
you can tell me if you agree when you take a bite.

[funbreaker]

It should be a good test of whether they actually taste good or if all the elements you described to me play a large part in the experience of having one.