to: all, soon after the summoned return from the alternate reality and regain their bearings

[sketchycharacter]

What the fuck

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[sketchycharacter]

Yes!
I'm not going to but I definitely want to.
In the violent sense not the god of orgies sense.
No offense I'm sure you were great at that.

[itookashot]

I was the best at that! So many orgies that haven't happened yet, alas.

But seriously if you want to make out just let me know.

[sketchycharacter]

I'm married

[itookashot]

Oh okay.

If your spouse is here, I'm available for threesomes. I have many references and I'm very respectful!

[sketchycharacter]

[Opens mouth closes mouth]

She's not but I appreciate the references

[itookashot]

Threesomes can be a minefield of feelings! References are only reasonable when planning something exciting but complicated.

Anyway why did you ask where I'm from?

[sketchycharacter]

I wanted to know if it'd be possible for me to come punch you

[itookashot]

What? For hitting on you? Rude. It's just words!

[sketchycharacter]

No for getting a way better deal in the mass hallucination. I'm not saying I WANTED to be the god of orgies or whatever but it would have been nice to be asked.

[itookashot]

Ohhhh yeah, to be fair, I have a lot of sex and relationships in general, so it really only made me more of what I already was.

[sketchycharacter]

That actually does make sense since I was still kind of myself too.
Just multiplied by a thousand I guess.

[itookashot]

That did seem the vibe, yeah. Did it really suck that much for you?

[sketchycharacter]

The day to day stuff wasn't so bad I guess
But forgetting all the things I forgot
I could have lived without that