to: all, soon after the summoned return from the alternate reality and regain their bearings

[sketchycharacter]

What the fuck

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[stations]

Shit. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll check on him.

( 5D chess maneuver, Istredd. You know him too well. )

[magicalarchaeologist]

I'm sure he'd appreciate that, it must be particularly overwhelming to new people.

[stations]

Well, Jerry's different. He's very

Jerry

"Overwhelmed" isn't really an emotion he experiences like normal people.

[magicalarchaeologist]

So far. I'm pretty sure eight hundred years in a fake reality is new to most people.

[stations]

Most people, totally.
Jerry and I have been through stuff like this before, though. It's fine.

[magicalarchaeologist]

Check on him anyway. Kyle was looking for you too.

[ Technically looking for him because Istredd told him, but it counts. ]

[mathmetism]

nah dog im solid af
hey dude dont stress, we'll find her
you know sabine, she loves taking a supernatural bop around the interdimensional planes, dropping into dreams, showing up in freaky medieval times alternate realities
she's probably just taking the scenic route
we'll find her, jack

[stations]

Yeah, that's totally probably what it is. She'll show up. Time works differently for her. I'm sure it's okay.

Hey, I'm glad you're okay though.

[mathmetism]

see? different transdimensional physiology, different vacay destinations
she'll be back with souvenirs in no time

meanwhile, dont tell him i said anything, but kyle's having a big ol honkin meltdown, the room's a mess, dude's been ugly crying on my shoulder, trying to drunk brain-text folks all day, and desperately hitting on me but i told him i'm flattered my disarming handsomeness and motherly comforting presence have moved him, but i can't take advantage of him in this fragile emotional state
wanna come help me cheer up sensei?

[stations]

Look, Jerry, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but... you know I've actually met Kyle, right?

[mathmetism]

sure, yeah, but
pretty sure eight hundred years in a fake reality is new to most people

[ xoxo istredd ]

man's seen some shit
don't perpetuate the societal myth that men can't cry or experience hysterical emotions, jack
its reductive, and hurtful
let the man grieve
i heard he ran into like
a whole fucking walmart parking lot full of birds right before we got yoinked back so
have some sensitivity, dude

[stations]

( in what is sure to be a very reassuring sign, no response comes after this message. he turns off his mental phone. )

ignore this, just prelude for whatever happens in log land

[mathmetism]

jack?
jackie boy?
jackothy my precious lil empanada?
jacknathon penelope townsend don't make me come up there young man