to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[satanicpanics]

dude
where the hell have you been

i mean disappearing is one way to escape goat city but jesus

[mathmetism]

uuuuuuuuhhh
jail, maybe?

no one told me there was a goat society
are you saying the goats are judeo-christian? didn't see that coming

[satanicpanics]

yeah man

they accepted you as goat christ and everything
ave jerria

[ That is not true. That has never been true. ]

[mathmetism]

AVE JERRIA?
FOR MOI?
please tell the goats they have my eternal gratitude for their fuzzy and adorable devotion
may they graze in peace in the eternal fields of my benevolence, may their baas of praise caress the heavens in my name
#blessed

FUCK, no, dude i have to stop accidentally forming cults
its time the goatheists find a savior in their own image
they should consider satanism, the aesthetics already on brand and i hear they're super chill

[satanicpanics]

yeah well
solvunn's kind of already a cult??
not your fault

i'll break the news to the goatheists that you don't want to be their messiah anymore but you know, i think they're gonna be pretty disappointed

[mathmetism]

let them down gently
its not their fault my religious magnetism is unmatched by mortal goats

aaanywho
so other-jerry popped out in solvunn?
do i get dual citizenship for that?

[satanicpanics]

i'll do my best, dude
but they might have something to say about it

yeah
where did they shit you out this time?
and just so you know??
there's weed in solvunn so they're clearly punishing you

[mathmetism]

thorne 😿
wizard dude just told me they're still waging the war on drugs here
must be penance for the goat cult
damn my hubris
time for some closet mushroom farming

[satanicpanics]

my condolences
man thorne really sucks huh?

shit's sort of weird right now but see if you can track down nadine when you get the chance, especially if nocwich ever opens again
she's in the free cities but she grows superweed
i distribute product for her in solvunn
i'm guessing thorne never got a distributor but i'm sure you could figure something out

[mathmetism]

not totally, they got paint n sip

nadine, sweet, thanks for the hook up, compadre
define superweed
intense weed or weed that gives you super powers?
or a third better thing?
and hey sorry i have 0 clue who you are but you seem rad as fuck, my dude

[satanicpanics]

nice
maybe not nice enough to cancel out everything else i’ve heard ??
but nice

just super intense weed
super powers are up in the air

well you’re right about that one
i'm eddie
i knew other-jerry

[mathmetism]

sweet
once i hack the matrix and unlocked forbidden knowledge of my previous lives let's reminiscence about the good ol times
but enough about me and how im gonna seduce that magic rock
tell me about you, eddie
whatre your life goals
whos your favorite care bear
how do you picture "the afterlife"

[satanicpanics]

alright
good luck with that
let me know if the rock is reciprocative

i'm mostly just trying to survive the goat tornadoes right now dude
and personally i always changed the channel after hulk hogan’s rock n wrestling??? so if they have names i couldn’t tell you but probably the raincloud one

and you know
never gave it much thought

[ Mostly because this is his afterlife, apparently. ]

[princessvegas]

It's not "superweed", that's stupid. They're strains I develop in the Horizon to have exactly the effects I want and none of the shitty things like dry mouth or paranoia. Then we recreate them in the real world and grow them from that.

[mathmetism]

so, via this alternate plane of heightened consciousness, you were able to carry out accelerated botanical experiments that could yield accurate real world results?
like a legit science simulation
is it just botany it responds to like that? does it work the same with physics?
like if i wanted to build a gundam that shits rainbow lasers or or
or a gun that shoots wormholes, constructed from what's available in this universe
assuming i can imagine and reimagine all the parts and variables required
is that something the horizon can reliably simulate?
whether or not i have complete and total knowledge of the biological or mechanical traits of the variables?
i mean i'm assuming yall didn't know all the native plants inside and out first

the superweed's pretty sweet though

[princessvegas]

[ If a text response could be just a blink, there would be quite a lengthy one here. ]

Um I don't really know about all that. If that stuff already exists here, then why would you need to make it in the Horizon first?

Cannabis isn't native to Abraxas at all. We have someone with plant magic, and he's the one who makes the initial plants in the real world. So I guess if you made a gundam or gun or whatever in there, and then you have someone willing to conjure the pieces from nothing in the real world, then sure? But also probably don't make gundams or guns.

[mathmetism]

well designing and building something like a big ol mech boy takes a stupid amount of time, labor and experimentation before you have something functional, right?
so if I can use a physics accurate mind palace to just brain all the parts together and check if it works the way I want it to work, and do all the deconstruction and reconstruction with a thought, that’s saving months/years of time and materials galore
but if it’s only gonna work in the horizon because I think it should work, that’s a bust
yeah nah I’m not actually down to make a gundam
but I’d fuck with a wormhole gun

y’all tried doing ayahuasca yet?

[princessvegas]

That's pretty much exactly how the Horizon works. You'll get the result you expect, more or less, even if what you expect is wrong or impossible in real life. So probably a wormhole gun is also a bad idea. Just like, in general, but also cause the Horizon wouldn't have a good way to make sure the reality can match. The plants work cause the guy we have making them doesn't have any other concept of regular cannabis, either. He just remakes what he's experienced.

The Cities don't really have the right kind of spiritual beliefs for ayahuasca. Also I've never done it so I can't really make it. Thorne has some real heavy hallucinogenic shit on the black market, though, and both Solvunn and the werewolves have some mushroom rituals.

[satanicpanics]

i don't know about the rest of you but that sounds like superweed to me

[princessvegas]

In my time, we call it "medical grade", so I think that's the vibe Nadine wants to stick with.

If you call it that when you sell, just make sure they know that's not the brand name. [ #bossbabe mode activate. ]

[satanicpanics]

hey cut me some slack
my old clientele was like
rich teenagers and they didn't give a shit what it was so long as they could smoke it

either way, no one thinks that's the brand name
they just think it's extremely potent shit, which it is