to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[mathmetism]

my brain wants no rest, my brain needs no rest
we’ve talked about this, it’s a work/life balance problem
it refuses to go to therapy or cut back on hours in the office
the spinal cord’s threatening divorce
its probably all that trauma from growing up in the great depression
just can’t stop the hustle

[mathmetism]

i do sound like me?
WHOO That’s a relief
one time i sounded like genghis khan for 3 days straight, work was hella awkward
google translate’s handle on 1200’s mongolian is shaky at best
1.5/5 stars

the inflatable wiggly boys are long tubes of fabric with googly eyes and limp noodle arms that have a fan blowing up under them, so they’re just flapping around in the air like they’re having an epileptic fit or channeling the rapture
adorable

[unresponsives]

it looked like meditation when i watched. only someone else would be able to stop you from being drawn on. so luck, maybe.

( concerns heather didn't have before and thinks she probably should have thought of before entering the horizon )

[mathmetism]

ZOOM, TOO LATE
you want grenades, your ninjaliness?
pfff i can make you grenades
what’s the grenade to ninja lesson ratio?

[mathmetism]

hey girl hey
look at you walkin around all corporeal and not inside my most tragic memories
thanks for the heads up on the ritual dismemberment
we didn’t catch all the hands but we got most

[ushiri]

[ oops, sorry sabine ]

You can have lessons regardless of grenade making, you'll just have to be up and ready by 5am.

Can you actually make grenades?

[mathmetism]

FUCK YES
done, im there, 5am? no problem
i’ll camp out over night to be first in line if i have to

i am the explosives whisperer

[ushiri]

That sounds dangerous.

[mathmetism]

no no it’s cool im a master camper
i once survived a vision quest in below freezing appalachia with nothing but a tarp, a snuggie and a harpoon

[ushiri]

You already sound very capable.

Why do you want to be a ninja so badly?

[mathmetism]

to protect my loved ones and look badass doing it, sir!!

and mom said i wasn’t allowed

[ushiri]

[ Jerry... that is hilariously endearing if at all true. ]

5am. Tomorrow.

[ He's mostly going to toss Jerald around but you know, it'll be entertaining for them. ]

[mathmetism]

[ that one actually is. ]

Lets fuckin GO

[ he won’t actually care what Kyle does as long as he calls it ninja training ]

wait where are we actually going?
no no don’t tell me
I’ll find you

[ he’ll be camping out literally at Kyle’s doorstep tomorrow morning at 5am ]

[mathmetism]

JACK I NEED A KATANA FOR NINJA PRACTICE




ps, where does Kyle live?

[mathmetism]

is my hammock still in the supply closet?

[kobes]

[He's a little worried about Brenda, now! But, moving on:]

You can't access the Horizon without having some sort of "connection to oneself", so it stands to reason that said connection would enable you to go back to the right body.

Then again, I haven't been here long enough to be any sort of expert. Maybe you're right. Maybe people get mixed up all the time and nobody's mentioned it.

[stations]

I don't think you can get those in Thorne.

I'll show you. He's just like a few doors away from my room.

[mathmetism]

everyone loves talking about how the buddha sat around for 49 days but no one mentions all the weird shit people definitely drew on him

but i think i might have a solution

[mathmetism]

guess it's time to homebrew

who pissed off the big magic rock?

yeaaaah that about tracks for most gods

[mathmetism]

😿

neato, field trip

[mathmetism]

let them down gently
its not their fault my religious magnetism is unmatched by mortal goats

aaanywho
so other-jerry popped out in solvunn?
do i get dual citizenship for that?

[satanicpanics]

i'll do my best, dude
but they might have something to say about it

yeah
where did they shit you out this time?
and just so you know??
there's weed in solvunn so they're clearly punishing you

[mathmetism]

thorne 😿
wizard dude just told me they're still waging the war on drugs here
must be penance for the goat cult
damn my hubris
time for some closet mushroom farming

[unresponsives]

not to sit and meditate in the open?

ota/threadjacking great/etc

[tedandroses]

the real question: should i be worried about how much of this i understood?