to: all. several completely legitimate and scientific questions

[mathmetism]

heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull

Comments

[unresponsives]

not to sit and meditate in the open?

[tedandroses]

↑↑ this ↑↑
also worth considering: not sure any of the ink here is sharpie level so unless you have someone so intent on drawing a semi-permanent dick on your face that they're willing to turn to magic, you're probably fine.

and if you do, i reckon you've got bigger (funnier! but bigger) problems

[mathmetism]

i assume my enemy possesses the same level of commitment to the bit as me

also, it’s the principle

[tedandroses]

the problem with the commitment to the bit is that i'd never considered drawing on people's faces while they're escaping to their magical demesnes~~ (yeah i have no idea what it looks like in there. no one has led the way, per se. it's kind of ...wet to go solicit help) ...

...but now i'm thinking about it.
not a dickbutt though. come on. what are we, 12?
obviously a lucha libre mask or a pop art outline of all their features with newsprint dots or a dragon breathing fire across their nose like at a kid's birthday. something classy.

[mathmetism]

your lack of opportunistic shenanigans does not negate that of others
and wow dickbutt is an undying symbol of immaturity appropriate for all ages
but i wouldn't mind waking up with a lucha libre mask

[mathmetism]

yes, and paintball sentry gun
which would be a better agent of karma and don’t we all want to keep the wheel of dharma spinning?

[unresponsives]

that sounds excessive unless you're trying to invite drawing.

[mathmetism]

look i'm just out here trying to share the wonders of mechanical engineering and the wisdom of eastern philosophy with the people
confucius once said "fuck around and find out"

[unresponsives]

with a paintball gun?

[mathmetism]

no no, you're right
it should be a potato gun