to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[seaweedbrain]

Uh, I guess call him out again over this network in genuine surprise about his relationship status?

Well, we'd been gone for a while (the Underworld does that) but last I remember, you were where you always were at Camp. No one except the people on quests were gone, so there's gotta be some kind of time mess-up going on here.

I really really hope it's got nothing to do with Kronos or Kronos 2.0 or Kronos 3.0.

But you're right, Will. Whatever happens, we'll figure it out.

Private

[sonofacesius]

Oh. Yeah. That would do it. He'll get over it. Really. Just. Be supportive of him. Not overly supportive Percy. He doesn't need a 'congrats on coming out' shirt or balloon or something.

He probably just didn't anticipate having to have that conversation again with you. In public. Where everyone could hear. You know Nico. He's so talkative.

private (with continued effort) ;

[seaweedbrain]

Canceling my Party City order as we speak.

Yeah, I feel bad about coming in here yelling about it. I had no idea how this thing worked only that it was the first thing I thought. Annabeth just showed me how to focus on this thing to block everyone else out.

Guess this is kinda what mortal social media is like, huh? I gotta say, I don't think I miss it.

And for the record, Will? I'm happy for you guys. Seriously.

[sonofacesius]

I've been here for months and I still don't really understand how this thing works either. If this really is close to mortal social media? It kind of bites?

And thanks Percy. You're a good guy.