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[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[itookashot]

You can be both.

[nadine_he_loves]

Suuure. It's fine, you think I'm old, I get it.

Imagine me shaking a cane at you and calling you whippersnapper. :D

[techmaturgy]

I feel like those two things are not mutually exclusive.

[jesper he's so tired!!!]

[techmaturgy]

So you could be goofy. If you bothered to change your tone.

[cryptsleeper]

Correct. I probably approach that tone closest around Jaskier.

[bealufull]

Based on what?

[techmaturgy]

Standardization. A clear set of objective criteria on which to evaluate.

[techmaturgy]

Really? I'll have to ask him.

[cryptsleeper]

:] please do

[satanicpanics]

well yeah
they need to throw in a wildcard to get people talking

[ordinar]

Exposing the Singularity for being sexist.

[Sometimes he misses emojis.]

[ordinar]

1. Why didn't I know about this?

2. This is the most Jesper thing.

[bealufull]

Go on. I'm curious to hear your thoughts on it.

What criteria? Such as Jesper has mentioned recently? Cheekbones, lips, eyes? What kind of scale?

[ He's genuinely curious. It sounds like a challenge to set up, and more scientific than Jesper's methods. ]

[itookashot]

You are young at heart!

[itookashot]

Weird = interesting.

[itookashot]

Based on my EXPERTISE.

[itookashot]

Can't be TOO obvious about their strange magical thirst.

[itookashot]

I started it before you got here, pigeon. It was March of last year.

I'll show you your page if you want.

[nadine_he_loves]

It's fine, I've basically been an old lady since I was a kid. If you saw me at your age, you probably wouldn't even recognize me.

I'll show you a picture in the Horizon someday.

[ordinar]

I'm scared.

But also kind of curious.

[satanicpanics]

yeah but like
why do they all end up in solvunn???
come up with a theory for that

[bealufull]

Oh. Of course. Your expertise.

So entirely biased then, understood.

[techmaturgy]

There are certain ratios that are naturally aesthetically pleasing. However, I'm of the belief this is too subjective a topic to accurately assess.

[bealufull]

That is my feelings on it. Any ratios would still hold bias.

As does all of Jesper's findings.

[techmaturgy]

I suppose it's harmless. The book is real, though. He updates it every other month or so.