@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

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[bestfuneralever]

i think my existence is p unbecoming of me
god sure seemed 2 think so the time i met her lol

idk man it just sounded good at the time
it has a nice flow
a good rhyme scheme

[bestfuneralever]

yes plz
hey layers add mystery~ lmao

idt i got the better deal by any stretch
but hey solidarity on shitty parenting ig lol

haaaa
am i that transparent lmao
also fun fact: dad always said i looked like i belonged in an ingmar bergman film
not sure if that was supposed to be a compliment but hey~

[bestfuneralever]

wow ik ur not the religious type
thats some strong feelings u got there buddy
u okay my guy

[bestfuneralever]

lmao omg
ok i def have not bartended here
but that feels like it tracks

any stories in particular that stand out u wanna share w/ the class?

[bestfuneralever]

lmao who knows man
sounds just as likely as anything huh?

[bestfuneralever]

probably???
it was a long time ago && tbh ive done drugs since then
but it was def something i had to seek out on my own
dad thought it was childish/reductive but like my dude we were kids

[bestfuneralever]

ur cheekbones that can cut diamonds bf is against this friendship
forbidden friendship
makes it even more fun tbh lol

[nadine_he_loves]

Then you'll have a whole lot of fun uncovering the mystery.

Yeah, high five for complicated childhoods, I guess.

I was always enamored with the whole counterculture thing. The whole romantic idealized version. I read Howl in college.

And I'd take it as a compliment, anyway.

[princessvegas]

They were drunk, the Summoned were a super exotic, super shiny new idea to them, and I already stick out in a crowd. I used to jab them with a pin I kept in my extra hand when they got grabby.

I made bank for a barmaid in Nott, though.

[princessvegas]

Catholic guilt, maybe? I was raised as a heathen Protestant, so I can't rightly say.

[bestfuneralever]

not yet!!
well idk
maybe i am??? technically
my life is v weird & idk
im 29 by birth year???
but i also spent 10mths in the past
at which point i def hit my bday during it
so maybe i am 30...
i might b having a crisis now thx

[bestfuneralever]

i had 6 of them
i can give u tips if u need em
but ur doing a p good job so far tbh

[bestfuneralever]

that makes sense tbh

&& idk how to feel about capital-D Destiny buuuuut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bare hand boulder breaking is reserved for Number One luther
but i get u every1 can be great at something
&& maybe that something can help them in their war????
if they can just get us onside & all that

[bestfuneralever]

ill unveil it w/ my teeth ;)
itll be sexxxxy

idt u get 2 have an ~interesting~ life (w/e that means) w/o trauma
its just like this terrible unwritten rule

valid tbh
what a delightful time 2 read that tho actly

i always did~

[bestfuneralever]

nothing wrong w/ sticking out in a crowd baby~
but the pin is prob smart
u bartended b4 u were here or somethin ik from 1st hand expy drunks r shitty ppl often

nothin wrong w/ that tho
ive done worse 4 less prolly lol

[itookashot]

I mean, you could've asked me to make a non-thirsty one for you instead. I notice everyone.

[bestfuneralever]

i met god once
she was super judgy & didnt like me much

[itookashot]

Nah it definitely counts, it's the time that you spend that matters. Technically I'm not sure on my end because I had one of those memory updates that gave me an extra year, but that was just a year in my brain and not a year in my body, so I haven't known what to make of that.

[bestfuneralever]

its weird af right
wait wait
u got memory updates from home???
THATS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN???
wtffff

🔒 Crows Only

[itookashot]

Even Wylan's? Oh someone get the merchling to see this.

[itookashot]

KAZZLE DAZZLE.

[itookashot]

He used to be my forbidden romance so now that I have it I am fearless, I have grown too powerful!

Wanna hang out some time?

[bestfuneralever]

ooohh spicy~

100%
next nocwich wknd?

[itookashot]

YEAH you wake up with all these new memories. I think sometimes physical changes? But I don't remember hearing if that's true. And it's definitely not a dream or anything, it's like suddenly you have memories that weren't there before, just plunged into your brain.

[bestfuneralever]

u just went 2 sleep 1 night
&& woke up w/ a whole years worth of NEW LIFE input in2 ur brain???
idk if i can handle that
plz do not do that to me mages
or singularity
or gods
or who/whatthefuckever is doin that shit