TO EVERYONE

[princessvegas]

[ In her domain, Julie sits in a booth, bent over the table with a stack of paper and pen. She bites the tip of her tongue in concentration, then starts writing invitations. She intends to leave them all over the Horizon, fliers more than proper addressed invites.

Soon, all of the off-worlders are able to see writing in their vision. This writing appears to simply be written on any nearby surface: a tabletop, on the page of a book in place of the text, in a pool of water. It sparkles to summon attention to itself, just enough of a twinkle to earn a glance. ]



[ It's signed at the bottom, Julie Lawry.

Soon, other thoughts may begin appearing in your vision, sparkling until they catch your eye. Your own thoughts can be broadcast too. If you put in a little effort, you can even send them directly to a specific person, or a group.

And most of you are welcome to the party. ]

Comments

[not_caroline]

yeah since jons got a death sentence on him we thought wed lie a bit low down here

ya basically. i mean it cant take me through iron doors, but it might drop me in like, ambroses office. or just an outhouse in nott or like. i fall out a second storey window in solvunn. its a fun roulette of like "how screwed am i if i walk through this door"

not that it matters since i dont actually think they work

[princessvegas]

Why Libertas? Anything special about it?

Why not iron doors? It has to be a wooden door?

[not_caroline]

more criminals and weirdos and seedy assholes. we don't stand out even with jon being all eyeball mcgee

im allergic to iron but anything works as long as it closes behind me and i fit. doors and windows are easy mode. technically i could probably use a toilet lid in an emergency

[princessvegas]

Y'all would like Nott. Whole city is basically just a free-for-all, and the guy in charge hates the capitol, so we're safe so long as we aren't out committing murders. And they don't give a shit about the Singularity, so no one bothers us over it. Plus, if I'm gonna live in this stupid world, I want access to magic, and they got tons here.

I never met Jon. I mean, I probably will at some point, but I was in the dungeon and all I know's is that they were gonna kill him? He was already in the noose before I got there that day. What does eyeball mcgee mean?

[not_caroline]

i like being one of the only people that uses magic properly. gives me a fantastic advantage if things start going to shit.

jons like five and a half feet and like, medium skin, dark hair. sometimes he just has extra eyeballs all over him, its a whole thing. hes a big fucking nerd

[princessvegas]

What the fuck? That sounds scary as shit.

[not_caroline]

i mean it is the first time but also theres plenty of places to poke him now if he starts being a shithead

hes nice tho when you dont piss him off and honestly thats pretty difficult. i have it on authority im a #fuckinglittlepieceofgreenfirewood so im an expert at pissing people off and jon doesnt flinch

[princessvegas]

[ There is so much in this message that Julie just... doesn't understand. She supposes it doesn't really matter, although she has questions about Jon and why they were trying to kill him in the first place. She wasn't here for any of that.

But much more importantly: ]

Wait, didn't you get into it with the whore, at Sam's party? Because that isn't you, she's a grade-A dumbass bitch.

[not_caroline]

[Coraline's text has a slightly more messy edge to it, like she's writing quickly. Or angrily.]

yeah she's a stupid two faced bitch. she tried to attack me in horizon IN MY OWN DOMAIN and then started sucking up to me when we were back at the castle after. psycho cow spat in my face at the party, i nearly fucking threw hands.

[princessvegas]

[ Oh, no worries, Caroline. It's possible you're talking to the only person in this world who hates Eponine even more than you. ]

You should have. I close to killed her down in the dungeon. Told her not to pick a fight she couldn't win, then she did it anyway. That's why her face is all smashed up now. And the dumb slut still kept tryin' to poke at me in Nott! No matter how many chances I gave her, she wouldn't back the fuck off until I had to get in her face. She's going around telling everyone how evil I am, and no one seems to notice that she's conning them good. They'll see, though. She isn't smart enough to keep up her act for long.

[not_caroline]

ngl i wouldnt mind being there when all of her lies fuckin trip her up into some bullshit she cant get out of but that means having to actually pay attention to her and aint no one got time for that. i got my own shit going on.

[princessvegas]

God, it would be so fucking great if I never had to see her fucked up face again.

Anyway, you gonna come to the party? Promise it'll be the greatest party you ever saw.