to: everyone

[ordinar]

Hey everyone. I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself... I'm Wilhelm.

Ugh, that sounded so lame...

Fuck. How do you delete a message you're sending with your mind?

Okay, never mind. Anyway, I was wondering about a few things.

1. So...I sort of accidentally set my bed on fire. Like, with just my hands. If it wasn't already obvious, this is a new thing for me. Is this the Singularity's way of telling me to go burn something down? It's fine now, by the way. I put it out. I'm still freaking out though, so if anyone has tips on how to avoid accidentally committing arson...I'd appreciate it.

2. Everyone made a big deal about these arcana signs, but I don't really get the point of them. What do they actually mean? What are they for?

3. What does anyone do for fun around here?

Thanks.

Comments

[ordinar]

I'll let you know when I get a handle on this thing. Haha.

Does it seriously never stop growing?

[provenforce]

Not exactly, it does stop once it reaches past my back, but if I cut it it grows back to that length within two to three days.

[ordinar]

At least you're safe from going bald?

[provenforce]

Maybe. Or it'll suddenly stop growing back when I least expect it to.

[ordinar]

Yikes. That WOULD be a curse.