to: everyone

[ordinar]

Hey everyone. I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself... I'm Wilhelm.

Ugh, that sounded so lame...

Fuck. How do you delete a message you're sending with your mind?

Okay, never mind. Anyway, I was wondering about a few things.

1. So...I sort of accidentally set my bed on fire. Like, with just my hands. If it wasn't already obvious, this is a new thing for me. Is this the Singularity's way of telling me to go burn something down? It's fine now, by the way. I put it out. I'm still freaking out though, so if anyone has tips on how to avoid accidentally committing arson...I'd appreciate it.

2. Everyone made a big deal about these arcana signs, but I don't really get the point of them. What do they actually mean? What are they for?

3. What does anyone do for fun around here?

Thanks.

Comments

[princessvegas]

So that's a no on learning to keep dry? Yikes.

[ordinar]

What? No. I can manage to get through the night without pissing the bed.

[princessvegas]

Then you should be able to manage to getting through the night without setting the bed on fire.

[ordinar]

That's the goal. Also, not setting my hair on fire.

[princessvegas]

Well, I can tell you that I haven't heard of anyone setting their hair on fire yet. Just be careful around the candles.

[ordinar]

Thanks for the tip.

[It might come across as sarcastic, but...she did offer some okay advice.]