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[enduringkestrel]

[Cassandra certainly hadn't expected to wake up from an unexpectedly... nightmare-free sleep to find her room at the inn filled with loaves of bread. They're scattered over everything. The bed, the desk, the table... every available surface is piled with varying amounts of baked goods.

What in the nine hells is going on? She didn't go to bed with this much bread lying around. She's... pretty sure she knows how, actually, but still... HOW?]


I woke up and my room is full of bread. And I... think I did it. There's. There's a lot of it. A frankly ridiculous amount, honestly. More than I know what to do with.

So. If you're in Cadens. Would anyone line a loaf of bread?

Or three?

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[gunspins]

You must have had one hell of a time last night, robbing every bakery in town.

I'll take a few off your hands.

[enduringkestrel]

I probably ought to have stolen a few pastries alongside all the bread, then.

[She wishes there were pastries. Not that she doesn't... like bread. But pastries are wonderful.]

Thank you. It's not that I don't like bread. But I would like to continue to like it. I don't think I could eat this much bread even if I tried.

[gunspins]

It might be fun to watch you try but, yeah, best not.

Where do I come to pick up this load of loaves?

[enduringkestrel]

I'm staying at Mag's Inn, in Cadens proper.

[She'd left the barracks as soon as Inej had mentioned the inn to her. She couldn't have left fast enough, in her opinion.

She'll give him general sorts of directions, too. Which she knows quite well given her efforts to map the place out. Just in case he hasn't heard of the inn before.]

[gunspins]

On my way.

[ He's holed up not too far away so it's only a short walk to get to where she's staying. Once he arrives, he gives a rap on the door with his knuckles. ]

[itookashot]

YES gimme gimme. I'm always hungry.

[enduringkestrel]

[Cassandra breathes a sigh of relief. She's not going to be left alone with more bread than she could eat in a month.]

Perfect! Thank you for taking some of it off my hands. It is very much appreciated.

[itookashot]

HAPPY TO.

So wait do you think this is a new power? Maybe from the Horizon? It does that. I can run real fast.

[enduringkestrel]

I do, yes. It's not the first one I've gained, either. But telekinesis is... more generally useful than bread creation. Not that I don't enjoy bread.

[And thankfully she's going to continue to do so, with how much she's managed to give away. She's certain that she could come up with interesting ways to put it use. It would certainly make for some sort of distraction, to suddenly have bread appear.]

You can run fast? How fast is fast? Can you always run fast, or is it limited somehow?

Forgive me, I'm terribly curious. I know that there are spells in my world to make the caster and whoever they might target with the spell move faster to a degree, but it only lasts the length of the spell.

[itookashot]

Wait you got more than one?

[ Interesting. He's going to file that away for something to click later. ]

It's very fast, I haven't actually charted it or anything, maybe I should. I can run down a street in less than a second, it doesn't seem to last that long. I think it wears off after like fifteen minutes? I feel exhausted after, but I can run that whole time. Very good for a getaway trick. Never had anything like it before.

[enduringkestrel]

Not at the same time. I've had telekinesis for around a month or so? I think, I'm not exactly certain when I might have manifested it, only when I first... used it.

Well, THAT'S immensely useful. Might be worth figuring out exactly how fast. In case you need to use it in an emergency.

[itookashot]

Telekinesis is a good power, it's one of mine, but that's natural.

[ Once upon a time Jesper never talked about his abilities. Now it's second nature. ]

Yeah, I'll test it out next time. If I had it in the past, I would've gotten out of even more scrapes safely! Nice of the Singularity to apparently gift us with something new.

[earthborn]

I'll take whatever you got.

[enduringkestrel]

[She's begun to divide out the bread for everyone who has so far volunteered to take some off her hands. And keep a few aside for herself, since with this giveaway she will perhaps be able to continue to like bread. But there's still... so much left.

And then... this. Gods, it's wonderful, but also...]

Are you certain? There's... a lot.

[So many loaves. SO MANY LOAVES.]

[earthborn]

I'm a big eater. Trust me, it'll be fine.

[enduringkestrel]

All right.

Thank you. It will be wonderful to have a room free of bread.

[earthborn]

It's mutual

[godshattering]

Sure, I'd be happy to take some of whatever you've got off your hands.

Is it all the same kind of bread, or is there a variety?

[ Asking the important questions here, clearly. ]

[enduringkestrel]

The same kind. It wouldn't be as much, I think, if there was some variety.

[godshattering]

Interesting! I'm guessing this is some kind of magic? At least for the bread just... appearing.

Where I'm from a spell can vary a bit with practice and based on what the person casting it knows. Maybe there's a chance you could create other types of bread someday?

[righteously]

What kind of bread we talking here? Like a sourdough, or is this more of a pumpernickel situation?

( winchester joining in with the others asking those hard hitting important questions )

[enduringkestrel]

It's a rustic baguette of some kind. Not pumpernickel. And I don't think it's sourdough?

[A brief pause while she taste tests this theory.]

No, definitely not sourdough.

[righteously]

a Rustic Baguette?

( Can you read the judgment in his handwriting? )

This better not be some artisanal gluten free hipster crap.
You know what
Doesn't matter
Bread me, sister

[enduringkestrel]

[She is just... going to blink at that for a moment.]

Gluten free?

Hipster?

[Not that any of that matters. What matters is that he's going to take some of the bread off her hands.]

I'll happily bread you. Do you know where Mags Inn is, in Cadens proper?

[righteously]

I'm a little familiar with the place
I live there
I'm the guy that shows up covered in blood once or twice a week

( Well- one of the guys. )

Not the blonde one