To: Everyone

[speak_n_spell]

For those who identify as human: what's the worst injury you've survived?

I'm not just asking to be nosy - with everyone coming from different realities, I've been wondering if my understanding of Things A Human Can And Cannot Do is accurate? What if we're all operating from different baselines? It could be helpful to know before we get one another into trouble!

Comments

[cryptsleeper]

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No idea. But it's funnier the way he relates it.

[speak_n_spell]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

@ Jaskier come tell me about the bats please

[cointosser]

[Honestly, saying Jaskier's name is enough to alert him without mind messages. He just Knows.]

EXCUSE you! It was not funny to me!

[speak_n_spell]

[this is excellent information to file away for later]

What happened? Did he get stuck in your hair?

[cointosser]

I should think a man turning into a swarm of bats would deeply disturb any normal person, thank you!

[speak_n_spell]

I find that metric extremely unfair and dare I say even biased!

[cointosser]

How on earth is it biased? Does everyone in your sphere turn into swarms of things? Is that what one bears in mind when one thinks of "normality"?

[cryptsleeper]

You have more outrage about the matter. I simply remain mildly annoyed about seeing too much of you.

[speak_n_spell]

WHAT

[cryptsleeper]

I'll leave the rest to him.

[speak_n_spell]

I am not a patient woman. You know this.

[cryptsleeper]

The situation requires a modicum of dignity, patience be damned.

[cointosser]

Do not ask. I am not elaborating. And if Alucard does, he had better prepare to hear his name in a very unflattering manner in the future.

[cointosser]

I do not know what grievance you've secretly held against me that convinced you messaging this to the general populous of this world was a fantastic bloody idea, but suffice to say I am no longer speaking to you.

[cryptsleeper]

....Ah.

That is on me. I will set that to rights.

[cointosser]

I do not take a swipe at my reputation lightly.

[Which means: the apology meal better be exquisite.]

[cryptsleeper]

It was not meant to be a swipe, but noted all the same.

[you're talking to dinosaur pierogi man]