Commander Jane Shepard (
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To: Everyone
This is Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy SR-2, Systems Alliance.
I know by now that that won't mean a lot to most of you; this world, this planet at least, is a bit farther down the tech curve than my normal. I'm given to understand that for a certain portioned of my fellow summoned, this is not the case. So I'll ask:
How many spacers are here, aside from myself?
Sound off. I'm willing to bet we have a hell of a lot more in common than anything else, no matter who says we ought to be at whoever's throats, or why.
I know by now that that won't mean a lot to most of you; this world, this planet at least, is a bit farther down the tech curve than my normal. I'm given to understand that for a certain portioned of my fellow summoned, this is not the case. So I'll ask:
How many spacers are here, aside from myself?
Sound off. I'm willing to bet we have a hell of a lot more in common than anything else, no matter who says we ought to be at whoever's throats, or why.
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You remind me of someone I know. Good kid, though. What's your name?
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You had me kind of worried there for a minute.
You know, a lot of people would say the world isn't ready for two of me.
I'm Gideon Nav.
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Nice to meet you, Gideon. So to speak.
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And yeah, nice to 'meet' you too.
What's this Systems Alliance anyway?
Is it like, a military operation?
Are you 'Commander' because you fly a ship, or because you've seen action, or both?
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[After all, Cerberus was hardly centered on the homeworld, and whatever you thought about them, nobody could deny the existence of mercenary groups like the Blue Suns.]
All of the above. I enlisted, got promoted, saw a lot of action— still gonna see more, last I checked. And I do command a ship; Normandy's a frigate.
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What's your weapon of choice?
How many people have you killed?
Does your ship have like, giant lasers or anything like that?
help i love gideon
[Is it cute, or upsetting? Well, it's something. Shepard settles on the side of cautious amused.]
The ship does not have lasers; they're too energy-intensive for regular use. My Gunner, Garrus Vakarian, is around here in Cadens somewhere; we came in together. He could tell you more.
I can work with just about anything, but I like a good shotgun. Had a beautiful Asari-made model, back home. Weaponry in this place is a pain in my ass.
[Shepard has to stop and think about that last question. What a thing to ask; and how to answer? Shit, is this public? Just the same...]
I'm kind of a special case when it comes to body-count. Why do you ask?
\o/ that's what she wants
I'm a cavalier, but it wouldn't have been my first choice.
I always wanted to sign up with the Cohort which I think is kiiiinda like your Alliance.
And you know, the more I hear about guns the more I want to have a go with one.
They were classed as like, museum pieces where I'm from.
Which is weird because the tech involved in creating guns is actually more 'recent' than for swords.
But you know...necromancers, amirite.
Don't get me wrong though I fucking love swords.
And obviously I'm asking so I can find out whether you're a Gold Star Badass or like
Just a regular badass, you know?
It's important.
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[Shepard cannot relate to the sword thing. She does not like swords. There is a strong reason for why every military in the galaxy abandoned swords and that is because it is very hard to stab people who are farther than four feet from you, as they most typically are.]
Well, last I checked, I was well over three hundred thousand. I don't know how that rates by other people's standards, but like I said: kind of an outlier.
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Fuuuuuck me.
Are you serious?
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I'm Commander Shepard, I don't screw around. Give me a target, it's gonna die. Ask anyone. Hell, ask Garrus. He was around for most of it.
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That is fucking insane.
Obviously I want a blow by blow account.
...maybe just the highlights or we might be here all night.
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[Holy shit, they are a Krogan, in spirit if not in the flesh. Shepard wants to meet this kid.]
How about you buy my drinks for a bit, answer a few questions of your own, and I'll tell you all about Torfan.
Sound fair?
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Deal.
Do you know the Surly Wench Tavern?
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[She knows her audience.
And, true to her word, Shepard shows up in good time, all five feet and three inches of her, scars and red hair and just the right kind of thirsty. How about a table, the one in the corner where you can put your back to the wall. That's perfect.]
Hey. You Gideon? [You look like a Gideon. You have one of those faces.] I'm Shepard.
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But the woman is quick to introduce herself, which earns her a slanted grin.]
Yup! What gave it away? The biceps or my dazzling good looks?
[She says, as she openly looks the other woman up and down, tries to work out whether it's rude to ask about someone's cool-ass scars before they've so much as ordered a drink.]
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[Shepard laughs, and signals for a drink— two, actually, and why not? Gideon can drink too.]
So, you first. Necromancy. Really.
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I swear, if I had a coin off everyone who asked that question first, I'd be a rich woman by now. It's still pretty weird to me even after months and months in this place, you know? Like, necromancy was the cornerstone of our whole civilisation pretty much. Our god is a necro, even. I come from a system of planets called the Nine Houses, all founded by necromancers who served the King Undying like, thousands of years ago.
[She leans back in one of the rickety chairs, and eyes the other woman again.]
How much do you wanna know? Like, are you a total necromancy newb, and want the whole concept explained, or have you got specific questions?
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[Shepard is struggling with the concept, can you tell? No? Good, she doesn't like to look weak in front of anyone, let alone near strangers.]
I'm pretty sure there wasn't magic involved in that one, though. Seriously, a whole society built on bringing people back from the grave? Seems kinda... [How to find the right way to say backwards without meaning something insulting] ...unproductive.
But go on, give me the elevator pitch.
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She rolls one muscular shoulder in a shrug.]
Okay. So it's not magic exactly...you're either born with the talent for it or not at all - like me for example, I don't have a necromantic bone in my beautiful body, thank fuck - but it also takes a shit ton of study. Learning boring theorems, reading dusty old tomes...
[And here she exaggerates a yawn.]
Not for me. But basically there was some kinda extinction event a long-ass time ago, and then The Emperor Undying instigated the resurrection, and replenished our system, and when he did that necromancy awoke within his resurrected population. He's the only one who can really bring people back to life though...most necros manipulate the dead, like, with skeletons. Or there's flesh adepts, and spirit adepts, but none of them can really bring anything back from the grave besides hollow constructs. You'd want to ask my necro about that though if you wanted to know more. I'm no expert, and I'm sure as shit not a scholar. But I think the reason we gave up on guns like, thousands of years ago must be to do with necromancy. Maybe they blow the bones into too many bits? Maybe swords create a bigger thanargy bloom? I honestly don't know.
[She casts a glance at Shepard, and there's something eager in it.]
But do you know what's more interesting than unwholesomely messing around with dead things? The battles that cause people to be dead in the first place
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[You're a whole-ass attitude problem for the people you work for, ain't you, Gideon Nav? On the other hand, it's exactly that kind of attitude problem that Shepard finds most common among her people so... Pot, meet Kettle.]
Alright, alright, alright. Torfan.
Torfan's this shitty little moon out in the verge. It hasn't got an atmosphere and it was mined out years before I even got my commission, so it's abandoned. Problem is, all those airtight tunnels make for a nice place for Batarians to set up shop.
Now in Batarian space, slavery is legal, and at the time they had an embassy on the citadel, when we did not, so picking a fight with the Hedgemony outright was a stupid idea, even if they were systematically dismantling our colonies and kidnapping all our people. [Shepard feels that this is a perfectly justifiable cause for war, personally, and would not have minded seeing a few nuclear blooms over Batarian cities, but that's neither here nor there. She clears her throat, and continues.] So, the Alliance sent in a couple of units to raid the bastards. Scare them off, was the idea— with as little lethality as necessary.
Tunnel-fighting's a bitch, especially when you're blind past ladar-range. It's cramped and dark, and the enemy always has the upper hand. Works best when you bring cover with you, but they kept pulling back, and there wasn't enough time in the world to keep pressing without taking losses. Major Kyle, my CO, caught a bullet in the chest after an hour, had an emergency medical evac, and I took charge.
Brutal fight. Worst of it was, we went through this cavern; they'd had a shipment of people there, in chains and collars, but mostly in cages. Anyone they could easily move out had been taken, but most of them were still there; they'd vented the atmosphere from the room, and killed the lot rather than let us have them. [The drinks arrive, and Shepard takes the moment to drink with gratitude. Yes, that had been the worst of it. Some things you never stop remembering.] I think they were trying to break our morale, which was very Batarian of them, but I decided right then and there that the politicians and the mission parameters could kiss my ass; they had to die.
Funny thing about the real monsters of the world, I've found that they must think we give a damn about the word of law, just because they don't. So when you corner them, they always wanna talk; we surrender, you have to take us hostage. Like I'm just gonna throw them in the brig, let them get ransomed home and walk away from what they did.
So I lost a lot of men, that day, and as a result I've rightly been called a ruthless butcher— but I got the job done, and that's what matters most in my book.
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Her face, ever expressive, reflects the points in the story where she feels disgust, or excitement, and as Shepard talks she leans ever forward until both elbows are on the sticky table-top and her chin is in her hands.
Shepard is fast ascending to Top Tier Badass in her estimations.]
Fuck yes.
[She announces loudly as the story comes to a close, fist slamming down on the table and eliciting a few dubious looks from some of the other patrons.]
Screw those guys. It sounds like they needed to die.
[She may just have some rather personal feelings about indentured servitude, even if her own situation had been a far cry from the one described.]
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I almost got court-martialed about that one; explicit disregard of orders, violation of war convention, yadda yadda. [It's war, Gid. Shepard does think there should be lines not to be crossed, but none of those came into play in the dark under Torfan.] In the end, they pinned the N7 on me, handed off a promotion, and told me to stop being such a pain in the ass. Which I of course was, ever after; hazard of the job.
[This is why we drink.]
So, what's a Chevalier do? Professionally speaking.
sorry I'm so slow at the moment!! Work is kicking my ass ;;
She reaches for her ale, almost disappointed to have to answer a question when she has so many more of her own.]
So on one level I'm the brawn to Harrow's - my necromancer - dark arts. Like, she pulls off the necromancy, which can take a shit tone of energy and leave her vulnerable to close range attacks, and I see to it that no one can get close to her. We kind of thought that was the whole deal, and that the one flesh, one end pact was just a weirdly kinky way of saying we'd be prepared to die defending each other. Sounds likely, right?
[She waits one hot second before making a rude noise with her mouth and jerking her thumb downward.]
Wrong. Turns out in the event of being called to Lyctorhood by the King Undying, the cav is meant to sacrifice themselves and become absorbed by the necro, to create like, an near-immortal weapon. Basically Harrow's gotta eat me and we become one, only it's not neeeaaarrrly as hot as it sounds.
[A pause just the length of a heartbeat, and then--]
Yeah, yeah, I know. I come from a weird place.
nooo it's fine! you're good
[There is a moment that a less tired person might punctuate with a sigh. Shepard, who has lived to see her basement for the behavior of sentient beings continuously dig a new and deeper hole in which to bury the high bar for acceptable... takes a drink.]
Y'know, Gideon, I'm not even surprised anymore. Of course you come from a world where people are acting like Reapers. Why not? Everything else is fucked, might as well start eating our own kind. [There is a beat] What d'they need a weapon like that for, anyways?
<3
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fin.