to: everyone

[restingstitchface]

Everyone. There has been nothing convenient about entertaining a few of our divine friends these past months. At this point, I believe some of them meddle in our lives on purpose. But you know how these beings are. Loving, violent and above all selfish. But their conduct should never be mistaken as good or bad.

Do you want the opinion of a professional? It’s human.

Of course, when I examine our delusions about being divine, and remember my mortal origins, it motivates me to question where they come from.

Were they once human like us?

In any case, I would like to remind you that your memories will take you by surprise. Not today. Nor tomorrow. But someday you will recall more about who you were, and perhaps find you cannot stand it. And whether that happens today or tomorrow, take a seat and have a drink, and try not to take yourself too seriously.

Comments

[tedandroses]

Ohhh, that's probably it. It was this thing where Tumblr sort of ...collectively invented an Al Pacino film and just kept running with it, and for a long time people offsite couldn't figure out if it was real? It was 2023 last I was home, so I'm guessing it's just a little bit later than you are? What is time. CATS does also exist in my world, for better or worse. I saw it while very high, which ...I'm not sure if "improved" is the right word? but it was. Sure something.

Oh my god. I think WAP on the lute is better than WAP on something more normal, honestly. I only met Jaskier in ...God-reality, but I can see it. Man, I salute you. I'm indecisive on where to start catching Eddie up with all the music he missed out on over here, and he's just from the 80s.

Uh, do I want to know what "got rough" means for you? I don't reckon you mean COVID, since that should've happened by then. And that it wasn't zombies, because...well, you know what, maybe they would've made CATS even if zombies were breaking out.

Wait, they told you you were a mistake? Haha what the fuck, that's messed up. ...I'm not laughing at you. You'd just think they'd...I don't know, lie? ...Wait, wait. So if they never sent you back, and the Singularity can make mistakes, what happens to the ones who disappear?

And -- a month in the dungeon? Because you weren't who they wanted, or -- were they just summoning all y'all and keeping you locked up like some kind of magic armory? I mean, I'm with you on everything costs something -- especially when governments and militaries get involved. And if I wasn't, getting toted out to a crater about ten seconds after I showed up would convince me. But what changed? New PR?

[princessvegas]

Yeah, the last cultural references I have are like... mid 2020.

[ Julie doesn't know what COVID is, and the rest of this is all some big questions that are either too complicated for the network, or that she doesn't want to actually talk about. She's had quite enough of remembering her own world for... ever. ]

Tell you what. I'll meet you in Nocwich when it opens and explain everything. Brain texting ain't the best medium for this shit. Find me in Oleuni Square. I'm easy to find. Look for pink.

[tedandroses]

You got it. Pink. And fangs. I'm sure I'll figure it out.

...You don't ...actually have to tell me what happened with your world? That wasn't cool of me. Turns out brain texting? Not the best medium for any shit, really. Especially when you're reacting fast.

But anything you want to tell me about before I got here, I'm game. And Nocwich sounds like a nice break, to be honest.

If I don't see you first, I'm the short one with the guitar and the tattoos. Wearing uh, Solvunn F/W '79.

[princessvegas]

You won't see the fangs. The pink should be enough.

I'll look for a tatted up midget wearing a sack and carrying a guitar.

[tedandroses]

Hey now, Princess Bubblegum. We prefer “hobbit” around here.

[Because yeah, okay.]

…“Short king” is also acceptable though.