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abraxasnet2024-09-14 10:14 pm
restingstitchface) wrote in abraxasnet2024-09-14 10:14 pm
to: everyone
Everyone. There has been nothing convenient about entertaining a few of our divine friends these past months. At this point, I believe some of them meddle in our lives on purpose. But you know how these beings are. Loving, violent and above all selfish. But their conduct should never be mistaken as good or bad.
Do you want the opinion of a professional? It’s human.
Of course, when I examine our delusions about being divine, and remember my mortal origins, it motivates me to question where they come from.
Were they once human like us?
In any case, I would like to remind you that your memories will take you by surprise. Not today. Nor tomorrow. But someday you will recall more about who you were, and perhaps find you cannot stand it. And whether that happens today or tomorrow, take a seat and have a drink, and try not to take yourself too seriously.
Do you want the opinion of a professional? It’s human.
Of course, when I examine our delusions about being divine, and remember my mortal origins, it motivates me to question where they come from.
Were they once human like us?
In any case, I would like to remind you that your memories will take you by surprise. Not today. Nor tomorrow. But someday you will recall more about who you were, and perhaps find you cannot stand it. And whether that happens today or tomorrow, take a seat and have a drink, and try not to take yourself too seriously.
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This is the same guy as the clown god, right? The one who took selfies? If so I'm putting real money on his whole deal being trolling. I wasn't here last time, I just had it retold to me, but...
That thing in the Horizon after the dreams. You Are Not Theirs -- what do you make of that? Just the equivalent of ...Godly shitposting? Or -- more like.
Hmm. Does the word "Goncharov" mean anything to you?
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We have a bunch of people from that general time, though. Like the late 2010s through the early 2020s. It's just that most of them are [ losers ] not really the kind of people who were big on social media type stuff. I did teach Sam the Savage TikTok dance though. OH and I taught Jaskier how to play WAP. It's on the lute cause it's what he mostly plays, but whatever.
[ Julie teaching Jaskier modern things has been a source of much consternation amongst others. She finds it hilarious, but no one else is quite as amused by his liberal usage of eggplant and peach emojis in his messages. ]
Yeah, Umbvaghr is the clown. I didn't know anyone but me saw his stupid Singularity selfies, but yeah, he was doing like kpop heart fingers and Taylor Swift heart hands and the "had to do it to em" pose when he was leaving his dumb sparklers around.
But he's right. About the you are not theirs thing. I've been telling people here that for years now. The Abraxans like to give big speeches about how we're honored guests and heroes, blah blah blah. But they didn't always sing that tune, and we aren't their honored guests. To them, we're just tools. Weapons. Scapegoats, if we ever don't fix their shit.
Or at least most of the rest of y'all are. According to the mages who summoned me, I was a mistake, so I guess I kinda got off scot free on that shit. Maybe it makes the month in the dungeon worth it, for three and a half years of doing what I please. Everything costs something.
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Oh my god. I think WAP on the lute is better than WAP on something more normal, honestly. I only met Jaskier in ...God-reality, but I can see it. Man, I salute you. I'm indecisive on where to start catching Eddie up with all the music he missed out on over here, and he's just from the 80s.
Uh, do I want to know what "got rough" means for you? I don't reckon you mean COVID, since that should've happened by then. And that it wasn't zombies, because...well, you know what, maybe they would've made CATS even if zombies were breaking out.
Wait, they told you you were a mistake? Haha what the fuck, that's messed up. ...I'm not laughing at you. You'd just think they'd...I don't know, lie? ...Wait, wait. So if they never sent you back, and the Singularity can make mistakes, what happens to the ones who disappear?
And -- a month in the dungeon? Because you weren't who they wanted, or -- were they just summoning all y'all and keeping you locked up like some kind of magic armory? I mean, I'm with you on everything costs something -- especially when governments and militaries get involved. And if I wasn't, getting toted out to a crater about ten seconds after I showed up would convince me. But what changed? New PR?
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[ Julie doesn't know what COVID is, and the rest of this is all some big questions that are either too complicated for the network, or that she doesn't want to actually talk about. She's had quite enough of remembering her own world for... ever. ]
Tell you what. I'll meet you in Nocwich when it opens and explain everything. Brain texting ain't the best medium for this shit. Find me in Oleuni Square. I'm easy to find. Look for pink.
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...You don't ...actually have to tell me what happened with your world? That wasn't cool of me. Turns out brain texting? Not the best medium for any shit, really. Especially when you're reacting fast.
But anything you want to tell me about before I got here, I'm game. And Nocwich sounds like a nice break, to be honest.
If I don't see you first, I'm the short one with the guitar and the tattoos. Wearing uh, Solvunn F/W '79.
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I'll look for a tatted up midget wearing a sack and carrying a guitar.
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Hey now, Princess Bubblegum. We prefer “hobbit” around here.
[Because yeah, okay.]
…“Short king” is also acceptable though.